Signs that you are getting older

[ono]

This is either a sign that I'm getting old, or just stupider...

my girlfriend last week: I bought you some Presents today
me: Oooh, let me see them...
Girlfriend: no! they're not for now!
me: oh, Christmas shopping already
Girlfriend: ...it's your birthday next week

I will be 23, but a few things do apply:

half of the girls I went to school with are pushing prams

9 times out of 10 MTV pisses me off, full of talentless, attention seeking brats on 'reality' (yeah right...) TV shows

That's the problem. Fame seems to be a goal nowadays, rather than being a by-product of talent.

Fuck me i'm 24 and i've just used the word nowadays. Where's my werthers originals?