When you get pissed..............

[yvonne]

I went out last night for the first time in ages and ended up getting really drunk. Ive woke up this morning and i cant remember hardly anything (except for having a fag outside with a group of fellas, god knows what i was saying and i dont smoke!). Im really worried that i made a complete idiot of myself! Id like to hear of your own drunken experiences (or incidences). Cheers guys.

Ha,been there,done that and got the T-shirt mate.I've got loads and loads of drunken stories.Here is one.I was out with my mate about 6 years ago.He was a DJ that worked spinning decks at a big nigh club through at Middlesbourgh(northeast of england),anyhow i used to always tagged along with him every saturday night.We'd get the bus through and have a few cans of beer on the back seat.We used to get set up and start mixing the music as soon as we got into the night club about 30mins or soo before the doors were open for the night.Anyway as the place was getting fuller with hot lasses and me going onto the tenth pint of beer i used to dance on the dancefloor first to help gather more women to join me while my DJ mate was high above me on the DJ stand laughing his head off at me dancing like a dick.Anyhow,after my mate finished his shift we'd get a taxi back to our town and continue drinking.We were in a main nightclub in town and me mate seen a mate of his that i've never met,anyhow his mate invited me back to his house out of town for a party,soo a couple of hours later we ended up in other taxi driving towards this party.We got there and their we're loads of women and blokes everywhere that i did'nt know.Next minute this bloke walks over asking me if i wanted any drugs,i said "No mate!"next minute i have this bull gog on my lap and another beer(about the 18th pint).Next thing i remember waking up on the floor with the sunshine in my eyes thinking WTF,"where am i,who's house is this?"I turned around relising i had slept behing the sofa and covered in fag ash.I got to me feet staggering about wanting the spew up,soo i asked this lad,"where's the toliet?",next thing im spewing up chunks,then i asked this women at the party to give me a blow job,then i seen me mate and we fucked off as quickly as we could on the long ride home on the bus.Mad time!!

P.S i did'nt get the blow job,she told me to fuck off.I was drunk as fook!!!