Me and my 4 of my friends we had a very "evil little unit... Damn well organized, doing bad things, but nothing that should stop me from going to heaven someday. Well, I think.
- One of our funny deed happened during winter around 3:00 am. It is not "too" cold so the snow is slightly wettish and sticky. Perfect evening ton piss off a more or less distant annoying neighbor. SO... We did build that kind of enormous snowman infront of his garage while he's sleeping, a couple of cm away from the door to make sure he cannot manoeuvre and avoid him in the morning. At least 1.75 meter, a good snowman. We put everything, a carrot for the nose and used I think oreo cookies to make him a mouth. ONce the deed has been done, we did water soaked the snowman with water which we did put into spray bottles to make sure it would turn to ice. Needless to say, I think he didn't go to work the morning after or arrived quite late.
- Another neighbor of the same friend did piss us big time as we were innocent. Long story. SO.... we did get vengeance over him too. Many time during summer at night, we were going to buy a couple of fireworks, kind of good pieces (no, we were surely not allowed to buy such but we looked soooo innocent, who could refuse that to us) and around midnight, secretly, we did use the trails in the wood to sneak behind his house and from there, we went on his lawn and did place the fireworks so it would aim into the direction of his windows and simply lighting them up... only to go hide in the wood and watch for reactions. Peoples don't like it and they quite panicked a bit, especially the day where we went for the final and where a friend of us did steal an artillery simulator from the "reservist" ware house of the Canadian army. for those who don't know, it is the amount of half a stick of dynamite and it replicates the noise and booming effect of a piece of artillery falling. You should have heard that, it even left a hole (not that big but big enoug to realize something went wrong on your lawn and that it is not a mole who did it). That day after the noise and the neighbor getting out in hurry, we thought we went a bit far... but we wanted to repeat the experience on the same lawn but we never got to put our hands on another of those simulators
- We also turned off all lights and most electric stuff in our old Cegep because we managed to put our hands on one of the keys from the breaker box. SO we absolutely had to try it. Worked perfectly, 5-10 minutes of almost total black out (generator working still for emergency stuff) but after that they re-established the electricity quite fast but we had these 5-10 minutes of glory and never get caught.
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