Official Random Thread II

[Howlin Mad Missy]

who wears short shorts??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEJU4N_Y6OM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HzWbKWJik4

[ono]

Meh

[CFH]

What the fuck was wrong with the other Official Random Thread. Why the fuck do we need a pt. 2? It's not like anyone actually reads the fucking bullshit written in here anyways. Fuck you Diz, your thread sucks balls.


Edit: Ohhhhhhh, I'm the first fucking post on page fucking two. What a motherfucking honor.


That random enough for you?

[kingfrnk]

im sleepy

[Youngblood]

sometimes when i get a real bad itch in my balls and have to wait to scratch it cuz peeps are maybe around or sumthin, when I finally do give it a scratch it feels so good it makes my eyelid twitch. yup.

[Spicoli]

ever had the hotel cleaning lady get really suspicious come the 4th day you 'no want cleany'.Starts looking all sad and eyeing you and your woman when you forgt to put the little sign on the door.Just time it right and when shes next door doing 'cleany' you walk by and drop the stuff in need of fumigation in the chute and kindly take a few new off her cart ?? Is that wrong?

[CutMeMick]

It's fucken cold in LA... It's been cold.
Well LA cold that is in the low 50's mid 40's.

Damn! I can shit through the eye of needle right now.
I got diarrhea...

Dark purple shirt, matching tie with grey vest and matching pants.

MADRID! WON BABY!!!

Gotta look at the UEFA CL schedule for tomorrow.

Fucken 9ers...

HA HA HA HA HA Chelsea lost...

[Dizaster]

What the fuck was wrong with the other Official Random Thread. Why the fuck do we need a pt. 2? It's not like anyone actually reads the fucking bullshit written in here anyways. Fuck you Diz, your thread sucks balls.


Edit: Ohhhhhhh, I'm the first fucking post on page fucking two. What a motherfucking honor.


That random enough for you?

I'm sure that was random.. You've been planning a tirade against me for months now, and this was your shot..

It was originally what I thought was an original idea to have a official random thread, but then it was pointed out to me we had an exact same one, so in my embarrassment I made it random number II..


Anyway, My LCD tv that I got 8 months ago is f'ing up and I can't find my receipt... It's working, but it takes 20 seconds before the picture appears, and about 10 seconds of black in between channel changes..

Anyone ever had a big electrical thing that they've had to send for repairs under warranty?

[Andre]

Ahh no, nothing large.

I wonder if vibrators get sent back on warranty imagine the guys on the desk takin them apart ewwww ewwww ewwww.

Surfed flinders today ,3 chicks in the water, nothing like paddling along right behind them on the way out each time.

[Andre]

You broke your own rule Diz ,I saw you in here reading m last post and you left, whats your punishment going to be?

I think you should now be a non smoker.a punishment with long term benefits.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Ahh no, nothing large.

I wonder if vibrators get sent back on warranty imagine the guys on the desk takin them apart ewwww ewwww ewwww.

Surfed flinders today ,3 chicks in the water, nothing like paddling along right behind them on the way out each time.

re: vibes, I know one place that has a 30 day money back guarantee.

I have leftover chickpea/veg curry again for lunch. I could murder a bacon, egg, cheese buttie, white bread & brown sauce

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

My piss sometimes smells like sugar puffs
I just googled it and apparently it's a thing.

Just need to know what that thing is