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sometimes when i get a real bad itch in my balls and have to wait to scratch it cuz peeps are maybe around or sumthin, when I finally do give it a scratch it feels so good it makes my eyelid twitch. yup.
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ever had the hotel cleaning lady get really suspicious come the 4th day you 'no want cleany'.Starts looking all sad and eyeing you and your woman when you forgt to put the little sign on the door.Just time it right and when shes next door doing 'cleany' you walk by and drop the stuff in need of fumigation in the chute and kindly take a few new off her cart ?? Is that wrong?
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It's fucken cold in LA... It's been cold.
Well LA cold that is in the low 50's mid 40's.
Damn! I can shit through the eye of needle right now.
I got diarrhea...
Dark purple shirt, matching tie with grey vest and matching pants.
MADRID! WON BABY!!!
Gotta look at the UEFA CL schedule for tomorrow.
Fucken 9ers...
HA HA HA HA HA Chelsea lost...
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Oh shit just remembered...
How about CR9s free kick vs. Olympique?
How about Owens hat trick vs. Wolfsburg?
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