Official Random Thread II

[Dizaster]

What the fuck was wrong with the other Official Random Thread. Why the fuck do we need a pt. 2? It's not like anyone actually reads the fucking bullshit written in here anyways. Fuck you Diz, your thread sucks balls.


Edit: Ohhhhhhh, I'm the first fucking post on page fucking two. What a motherfucking honor.


That random enough for you?

I'm sure that was random.. You've been planning a tirade against me for months now, and this was your shot..

It was originally what I thought was an original idea to have a official random thread, but then it was pointed out to me we had an exact same one, so in my embarrassment I made it random number II..


Anyway, My LCD tv that I got 8 months ago is f'ing up and I can't find my receipt... It's working, but it takes 20 seconds before the picture appears, and about 10 seconds of black in between channel changes..

Anyone ever had a big electrical thing that they've had to send for repairs under warranty?

[Andre]

Ahh no, nothing large.

I wonder if vibrators get sent back on warranty imagine the guys on the desk takin them apart ewwww ewwww ewwww.

Surfed flinders today ,3 chicks in the water, nothing like paddling along right behind them on the way out each time.

[Andre]

You broke your own rule Diz ,I saw you in here reading m last post and you left, whats your punishment going to be?

I think you should now be a non smoker.a punishment with long term benefits.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Ahh no, nothing large.

I wonder if vibrators get sent back on warranty imagine the guys on the desk takin them apart ewwww ewwww ewwww.

Surfed flinders today ,3 chicks in the water, nothing like paddling along right behind them on the way out each time.

re: vibes, I know one place that has a 30 day money back guarantee.

I have leftover chickpea/veg curry again for lunch. I could murder a bacon, egg, cheese buttie, white bread & brown sauce

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

My piss sometimes smells like sugar puffs
I just googled it and apparently it's a thing.

Just need to know what that thing is

[Spicoli]

My piss sometimes smells like sugar puffs
I just googled it and apparently it's a thing.

Just need to know what that thing is

Damn brother...reading that and having uncle Mayweather glaring at me at the same time makes me queezy


oh and some dogs are just too fooking fat,though not always a reflection of owner

[Andre]

I hate fuckin painting stuff.

[CutMeMick]

Famous Amos cookies are THE fucken best...

[Master]

I hate fuckin painting stuff.

Painting is the only DIY I can do.