Official Random Thread II

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Ahh no, nothing large.

I wonder if vibrators get sent back on warranty imagine the guys on the desk takin them apart ewwww ewwww ewwww.

Surfed flinders today ,3 chicks in the water, nothing like paddling along right behind them on the way out each time.

re: vibes, I know one place that has a 30 day money back guarantee.

I have leftover chickpea/veg curry again for lunch. I could murder a bacon, egg, cheese buttie, white bread & brown sauce

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

My piss sometimes smells like sugar puffs
I just googled it and apparently it's a thing.

Just need to know what that thing is

[Spicoli]

My piss sometimes smells like sugar puffs
I just googled it and apparently it's a thing.

Just need to know what that thing is

Damn brother...reading that and having uncle Mayweather glaring at me at the same time makes me queezy


oh and some dogs are just too fooking fat,though not always a reflection of owner

[Andre]

I hate fuckin painting stuff.

[CutMeMick]

Famous Amos cookies are THE fucken best...

[Master]

I hate fuckin painting stuff.

Painting is the only DIY I can do.

[Spicoli]

Blue diamond sea salt Almonds are fooking highly addictive!!!!Like popping one in and standing them on end,then biting down so it fragments into shards.Good shit

[kingfrnk]

I bought the Villa on Farmville.

[jamiebhoy]

I posted on Facebook I was Tigers number 11 and that he was shite, I am so fed up with people posting things like " I ate a Bagel today" " I got a high score on the Sims" WTF , who cares

[OumaFan]

You bastard.

Actually this is a bit more like what I originally intended with mine so its probably better, I should have laid down ground rules.

Jessica Simpson is dating Billy Corgan. That just seems absolutely bizarre but apparently its true.