Official Random Thread II

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

My piss sometimes smells like sugar puffs
I just googled it and apparently it's a thing.

Just need to know what that thing is

[Spicoli]

My piss sometimes smells like sugar puffs
I just googled it and apparently it's a thing.

Just need to know what that thing is

Damn brother...reading that and having uncle Mayweather glaring at me at the same time makes me queezy


oh and some dogs are just too fooking fat,though not always a reflection of owner

[Andre]

I hate fuckin painting stuff.

[CutMeMick]

Famous Amos cookies are THE fucken best...

[Master]

I hate fuckin painting stuff.

Painting is the only DIY I can do.

[Spicoli]

Blue diamond sea salt Almonds are fooking highly addictive!!!!Like popping one in and standing them on end,then biting down so it fragments into shards.Good shit

[kingfrnk]

I bought the Villa on Farmville.

[Gandalf]

It's raining today. I like to look out of the window and watch it fall.

I feel like pigging out on some really greasy fast food. I might well indulge myself on that whim.

[jamiebhoy]

I posted on Facebook I was Tigers number 11 and that he was shite, I am so fed up with people posting things like " I ate a Bagel today" " I got a high score on the Sims" WTF , who cares

[OumaFan]

You bastard.

Actually this is a bit more like what I originally intended with mine so its probably better, I should have laid down ground rules.

Jessica Simpson is dating Billy Corgan. That just seems absolutely bizarre but apparently its true.

[Fenster]

Billy Corgan-Simpson is truly bizarre until you think what a fucking hypocrite that bald bastard is.

Some guy outside a pub just told me about some other guy commiting suicide by jumping in the river last night. I didn't give a fuck, but pretended it was tragic.