Quote Originally Posted by match View Post
I guess the fight might be called off, since, according to wikipedia, the great Charlie Zelenoff has died:

User:Vintagekits/Charlie Zelenoff - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"On December 13th, 2009, Charlie Zelenoff was found dead in his apartment near Los Angeles at 3:50 Pacific time. Authorities suggested that he had choked to death on sperm. A postmortem examination revealed DNA traces from approximatley 15 different males and most disturbingly, a labrador. Just a few hours back, he had finished a radio talk show."

That would be an epic death