Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

When you realise that Youngblood was not even born when Holyfield fought Bowe the first time.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Hahaha!

Yeah also when you realise it's actually legal to fuck bitches born in the 90's

[Master]

You fart more when you take a piss.

[Nameless]

You fart more when you take a piss.

That's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old.

[Spicoli]

Going totally clean shaven this week...was told I looked 25 today Haaaaaaa, man.And they didn't want the day off,a raise or to borrow my car !!Now thats ...but I'll take IT.

[Master]

You fart more when you take a piss.

That's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old.

Actually old is not hearing yourself farting because you are too deaf as you do anything strenuous but other do.

[Nameless]

You fart more when you take a piss.

That's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old.

Actually old is not hearing yourself farting because you are too deaf as you do anything strenuous but other do.

But you can smell the stench, which makes feel even older because you know you should have heard something but you didn't and now everyone looks at you because it did sound like a rocket going to the sky and smells like a stomped skunk.

[Master]

That's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old.

Actually old is not hearing yourself farting because you are too deaf as you do anything strenuous but other do.

But you can smell the stench, which makes feel even older because you know you should have heard something but you didn't and now everyone looks at you because it did sound like a rocket going to the sky and smells like a stomped skunk.

Now I know why my wife says I can't smell shit.

[Master]

When work are having a 5 a side football competition and the younger lads ask a girl to play before they ask you.

[Gandalf]

When you want to get into some new bands, but really have no idea where to start. Maybe this is not a sign that I am getting older, but simply that there aren't any quality new bands about. I don't know. I always used to be into new bands when I was young, but these days bands are fewer and further between.

[Master]

Can't remember if I have said this before but forgetting things.

[Gandalf]

I can't remember you saying that.

[Master]

When you are old enough to know better but still young enough to do it all over again.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

When Friday Night presents an early night AND a lie in.

[Master]

When you start to feel old sports injuries you had many years ago such as a bad ankle, sore knee and bad back.