Just want to take the time to wish EVERYONE a Merry X-Mas.
Hope everyone stays safe and enjoys every minute of it.
I know I will, with the crazy ass family I've got.
Drunk uncles
Dancing uncle
Singing cousin
Story telling cousin (Who claims to leave on trips all the time. Yet he's been spotted around town)
Complaining about everything uncle
Greedy aunt
The list goes on and on...
I can already hear this years topics, Bubble Boy.
My aunt Irene, I would kicked my husbands ass for coming up with such a stupid idea. I would have cut off his balls and put them inside the ballon see how he liked it. Meanwhile were trying to explain to her the boy wasn't really in there.
The young girl up here in Freemont I think that was gang raped during or after a HS party. My aunt Claudia, why is she complaining. If she was smart she would have a shit load of money. They were gonna fuck her anyway so she might as well have at least gotten some cash and turn things around by charging them. She's just not a smart young lady.
Meanwhile were telling her it was rape not consentual... My aunt: Exactly they were all horny they would have paid her. I'm just saying.
and so the night goes on with all sorts of shit going on at the same time. About 30-35 adults not counting the kids gathered. It is mayhem good thing were not gathering at my house.
Merry X-MAS...
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