1. Gamble Drive to vegas walk up to the first roulette wheel in the Belaggio and drop it all on black

2. Invest Short the market in key areas that should drop soon, like gold and emerging markets.

3. Business Buy a quarter machine like candy or whatever and find a good location for it.

4. Resell Buy bulk quantities of Chimpokomon cards or whatever the kids are playing these days and have my brother in-law sell them at school for full price minus taxes.

5. Illegal As CFH said buy bulk drugs and sell individual portions

6. Lame Use money to buy to supplies to make cookies -> Bakesale combine with step 5 for added earnings.

7. Another business Buy a lawnmower in my neighborhood I could triple my money in less than a month.