Songs you've thought the words were different then they actually are

[CFH]

Tom Cochran's 'Big League'

The lyrics go :

Sometimes at night I can hear the ice crack
It sounds like thunder and it rips through my back

I always hear 'ass' instead of 'ice' and it's a whole different meaning.

It's a song that has sad meaning for me now, every time I hear that song my mind is draw back to the ceremony for Luc Bourdon at GM Place.

[X]

Derek and the Dominos', "Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:

Darling....won't you ease my hooded man.
Original Lyrics:

Darling... won't you ease my worried mind.

Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:

Annie got you monkey,
monkey
a monkey, Annie

Original Lyrics:

Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?

Eurythmics, "Here Comes The Rain Again"
Misheard Lyrics:

Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a tragedy,
Falling on my head like a newt in motion
Original Lyrics:

Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a tragedy
Falling on my head like a new emotion

[CutMeMick]

Return of the mack, you know I love you, you know I do do do do.

No fucken way...

Mark Morrisons - Return of the Mack is my jam.
Everytime we're partying I play that song. That's my shit.

The lyrics are:
You lied to me.
But you do, but you do.
All this pain you said I'd never feel.
But I do, but I do, do, do.