Derek and the Dominos', "Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:

Darling....won't you ease my hooded man.
Original Lyrics:

Darling... won't you ease my worried mind.

Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:

Annie got you monkey,
monkey
a monkey, Annie

Original Lyrics:

Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?

Eurythmics, "Here Comes The Rain Again"
Misheard Lyrics:

Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a tragedy,
Falling on my head like a newt in motion

Original Lyrics:

Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a tragedy
Falling on my head like a new emotion