Classic Saddo jokes.

[DaxxKahn]

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a
20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says.. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of your bag."

"Oh, really? Darn!..." said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see
if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
"You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to
the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee
through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with
my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thingy through the fence, I
say, '$20 or off it comes'.

"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way,
what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know", "not everybody pays".

[DaxxKahn]

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy ,M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed

I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!

[Master]

What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??

The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says:

"You're next, fatty."

[DaxxKahn]

What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??

The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says:

"You're next, fatty."

.......

[Master]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
2 litres of low fat milk
a dozen eggs
2 litres of orange juice
a head of lettuce
half a dozen tomatoes
a 500g jar of coffee[/font]
a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, A drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in Front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated," You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the drung's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're a f #**in ugly bitch"

[Scrap]

Where do Women Have more Curly Hair

[Scrap]

Where do Women Have most Curly Hair

[Scrap]

Africa

[Galaxy]

Whats the difference between a Gene & a Hormone?



YOU CAN'T HEAR A GENE...

[Dark Lord Al]

Two girls who work the checkout at the supermarket , one says to the other

" you know u can tell alot about people from what is in their trolly"

the other girl says "well give me an example"

So the first says - " the guy over at checkout number 5 is a single guy "

"Prove it " says the second girl"

so the first girl goes to the checkout and look in the guys trolly.

one egg / one slice of bacon / one cake / one block of cheese / one apple /one banana.

She says to the guy - " your single arent you "

He replies - " how did you know is it because of my trolly content "

She replies " NO ITS BECAUSE YOUR A RIGHT UGLY CUNT "