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**CutMeMick** · 01-10-2010 03:12 AM

Alright where's Diane?
I want to dance, drink and have some fun..

Let's do it Diane I'm ready I want to forget all about 2009 and kick off 2010 the right way.

Wonder how long before we're allover eachother on the dance floor Diane

1st verse of the 1st song?

**CutMeMick** · 01-13-2010 04:45 AM

I guess not much going on the 2nd floor this year

**CFH** · 01-13-2010 04:56 AM

Originally Posted by CutMeMick

I guess not much going on the 2nd floor this year

Everyone's in the bathroom doing the blow that Missy smuggled in (I won't say where she hid it), things will liven up soon.

**CutMeMick** · 01-13-2010 05:25 AM

Originally Posted by CFH

Originally Posted by CutMeMick

I guess not much going on the 2nd floor this year

Everyone's in the bathroom doing the blow that Missy smuggled in (I won't say where she hid it), things will liven up soon.

Sweet...

I wanna do a line off the crack of her ass.

**ryanman** · 01-13-2010 08:25 AM

I think im lost.

**Nameless** · 01-26-2010 11:13 AM

*while all the guests were starting to talk with each others, A guy with a black bomber filled with patches and a pair of 12 holes steel cap Dr Martens Boots was stuck at the door with a monster man dressed in white with dark Christian Dior's shades*
D = doorman
N = Nameless

B- SOrry Sir but you're not allowed in, this is a private evening
N- Well, I've been invited
B - Sorry no punk allowed inside, your clothes do not fit
N - Well I've heard that dress codes weren't necessary so I came as I dress normally
B - I am not stupid, step aside to let the other guesses come in
N - Look on your guest list, my name's there, I am invited I promise
B- "what's your name I asked? I am losing patience there"
N- " I am Namemess"
B- Sorry but no name no entrance
N- well... I am nameless, ask saddo peoples
B- please Mister, go away, you're not invited in there
N- Yeah I promise I am, Master invited me, I am nameless, check on your sheet!
B- You're starting to play with my nerves, if you'Re nameless, you can't be on my list, I have only names over there.
N-Look, my name is nameless, that's my name, or my nickname, or the self given nickname I auto-gave myself.
B- ....... *staring at me with angry eyes and clenched teeth*
N-Look.... GO in the "N" section, then followed by an "A".
B-... AHHHHhhhhhhh I seeeee, ok you can come in but next time dress more conveniently.

**Finally getting in**

So everybody's in the bathroom for strange reasons, good for me, I don't need to make my little needs yet, nobody waiting at the bar and all the couches are for me if I want. First, let's kick that off with a double Talisker with a single ice, sounds appropriate. First of all, let's try to find Jaz in all that crowd. I do not start with the toilet, it's way too full and Steelie might be there and I can't get any stupid risks even if my steel cap are supposed to be good protection in that kind of case.

*walks around trying to figure out who is who*

....

**Diane** · 01-15-2010 03:08 AM

Originally Posted by CutMeMick

Alright where's Diane?
I want to dance, drink and have some fun..

Let's do it Diane I'm ready I want to forget all about 2009 and kick off 2010 the right way.

Wonder how long before we're allover eachother on the dance floor Diane

1st verse of the 1st song?

Oops, sorry I was in the ladies room, but unfortunately not in the same one as Missy.

I had to make sure that the twins were secure in my little black dress, since it's a bit low cut, and I don't want them making an accidental appearance. Well at least not yet.

You did a great job of hosting the awards, and ohhhhhhh baby, you are looking mighty fine tonight as well.

I know you want to put 2009 behind you, and I'm just the girl to make you forget all about it, and give you a great start to 2010.

So come on, let's go and get our groove on out on the dance floor, because I want to see what kind of moves you have, and I'm sure it won't take long for things to get very touchy feely.

I have to tell you though, as I was walking around, I saw a lot of things going on.....

First Violent D grabbed me as I was walking by, and sat me on his lap, and then with a whisper in my ear, he asked if I was wearing anything under my dress. My answer was.......

You can forget about getting a coherent sentence from Spicoli. He already was drinking straight from the bottle, sitting alone, and babbling to himself.

For some reason Legion was laying on his back, and bench pressing Bilbo.

As usual, POB couldn't resist getting behind the bar to serve up some drinks, just like he does at Saddo's Gentlemens Club. But I think it has more to do with the cute girl bartender that is working it.

I saw CFH and Jaz standing by the bar debating about racism, while cracking on each other at the same time.

As I walked into the hallway to go to the ladies room, there was Brucelee and Miles still calling each other gay. Then when I walked out, they were making out.

Of course I saw Killersheep an amat sharing some herbage, and laughing in a corner.

There was even one hypocritical pompous prick that was arguing with security, saying that he should be the only one allowed in the VIP section, because he's better than everyone else.

Missy must still be in the bathroom, because I haven't seen her all night.

Andre is spreading the word of peace and love.

Big H is pissed because he can't find a big booty woman around the joint.

Fenster is passed out already. FACT.

JT and ElTerribleMorales were cutting down some of the newbie Pac fans.

And Hattonthehammer has been thrown out already, go figure.

I wonder what else will happen tonight.

**CutMeMick** · 01-15-2010 03:55 AM