Mayweather to fight Eric Morales in comeback fight!!!

**LEGION** · 01-26-2010 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by OumaFan

This would have to happen, who cares about chips

"Top of my head I'd say watching my mother, who just turned 70, blow up the Rudolph and Frosty the Snowman Christmas decorations.

She always fixes up her yard for Christmas with all the b.s. stuff; and does it about a month before Christmas for some reason. Anyways; whoever the a##hole is who made the giant Rudolph and Frosty decs., he put the blow holes on right by where their weenies would be. The decorations are god knows how old and they leak, so my mom is always out giving blow jobs on her knees to them.

It really is funny to stand there and watch her and see the neighbors drive by. Sometimes I will get behind Rudolph and act like I'm butt-fucking him while mum's doing her thang'. It's definately a

moment for my dad."

That's still one of my favorite stories ever.

I remember the exact thread it came from which is amazing.

That's crazy you brought that into this thread LMMFAO....I could ask her to drop by to show her skills....hey free blow jobs for everyone!!! Who knows the old b#tch might just do it.