8 Reasons why John Ruiz is the best

[JazMerkin]

I'm wondering who will be the first idiot to not get this. That was even better than the last one.

[Mar]

Nevermind......even writing about ruiz makes me sleepy.

[JonnyFolds]

But the last one was so much more believable...

My favorite is how he went the distance 12 times in 10 fights. lol

[ryanman]

This one is pretty good. The last one shaded it though.
I particuarly liked the defence paragraph.

[Mattyhitman]

Awesome mate once again

I ask you this though is he better than Chuck Norris

[BIG H]

The Tynchey Strider line actually made me spit my drink out - ahahaha

[Nameless]

8 bullet proof facts about John Ruiz:

1) Normand Stoney Stone was one of the funniest and most entertaining comedian to possibly work a corner.

2) Jab Jab *Grab* Jab Jab *Grab*

3) John Ruiz is as fun to watch as a middle aged man shopping for beige trousers

4) The only reason why John Ruiz had so many opportunities to win a championship's belt is because Don King fucked over all the others in the shadiest way.

5) John Ruiz is possibly the lousiest legitimate champion to ever walk the HW division for the past 10 years.

6) Question: what are the most frequenty used words you will hear during a John Ruiz's fight? Answer: break up, break up

7) John Ruiz would have been so much more successful if he would have entered the WWE with his comedian and wrestling skills.

8 - The only thing quiet about John Ruiz is his funny nickname

[littlebif]

You have convinced me mate that Ruiz is the greatest of all time iam a believer

I like the part Ruiz ko's lewis in 2rounds because Ruiz outclassed Rahman who ko'ed Lewis. Doesnt mention what happened in the 2nd fight tho .

He is a master at defence aswell can avoid combat when he wants to (he must been liked punched in the face) but can go in all guns blazing and fuck people up when the cameras are rolling.lol

What a great thread this is about the greatest of all time John Ruiz

[Mattyhitman]

I'm wondering who will be the first idiot to not get this. That was even better than the last one.

I think we have a buyer

[Jimmy G-Force]

I dont know why he stopped at 8 reasons, seems a HUGE injustice to Mr Ruiz for me.

[Dark Lord Al]

John Ruiz as we know is called "The quiet Man " the reason he was labeled this is a fact not many people know.

He was called this when his promoter realised that at the end of the fight all the crowed were sound asleep , so as Ruiz left for the locker room he had to be quiet , this has been so since his very first bout.
Hence his nickname "The Quiet Man".

[Cortez The Killer]

He is the most interesting man in the world

[No Contest]

Tua cant duck him forever.

[Master]

Fatana should let Ruiz have sex with his Mrs so that he can get off.