Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

You fart more when you take a piss.

[Nameless]

You fart more when you take a piss.

That's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old.

[Spicoli]

Going totally clean shaven this week...was told I looked 25 today Haaaaaaa, man.And they didn't want the day off,a raise or to borrow my car !!Now thats ...but I'll take IT.

[Master]

You fart more when you take a piss.

That's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old.

Actually old is not hearing yourself farting because you are too deaf as you do anything strenuous but other do.

[Nameless]

You fart more when you take a piss.

That's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old.

Actually old is not hearing yourself farting because you are too deaf as you do anything strenuous but other do.

But you can smell the stench, which makes feel even older because you know you should have heard something but you didn't and now everyone looks at you because it did sound like a rocket going to the sky and smells like a stomped skunk.

[Master]

That's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old.

Actually old is not hearing yourself farting because you are too deaf as you do anything strenuous but other do.

But you can smell the stench, which makes feel even older because you know you should have heard something but you didn't and now everyone looks at you because it did sound like a rocket going to the sky and smells like a stomped skunk.

Now I know why my wife says I can't smell shit.

[Memphis]

When you can size up a sofa, decide on the best approach and get it through a narrow doorway, that my friends is getting old.

[InTheNeutralCorner]

When you are about to comment on this thread and suddenly realize that you don't even remember what this thread is all about.