Signs that you are getting older

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You fart more when you take a piss.

That's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old.

Actually old is not hearing yourself farting because you are too deaf as you do anything strenuous but other do.

But you can smell the stench, which makes feel even older because you know you should have heard something but you didn't and now everyone looks at you because it did sound like a rocket going to the sky and smells like a stomped skunk.