I missed this thread.

I will make a very important point here and that is that Valentines day sucks. I mean really, it really really sucks. All this giving of pink cards and tasteless chocolates etc etc. It is all utter bollocks.

Valentines day is my birthday which is far more important than some piss poor saints day for first time kissers. Forget that nonsense, it is my birthday and that is the only thing people the world over should be thinking about.

Anyway, it is over now and as I am 30 I don't think I shall be celebrating any more birthdays. The Valentines woofters can have their day back for all I care.

At the end of the day Valentines day is a corporatist ripoff which induces silly people to pretend that my birthday has some kind of symmetry with a mythical day designed for romance. It is all utter bollocks. Obviously.