Happy normal sunday (and not V-Day)

[Nameless]

I missed this thread.

I will make a very important point here and that is that Valentines day sucks. I mean really, it really really sucks. All this giving of pink cards and tasteless chocolates etc etc. It is all utter bollocks.

Valentines day is my birthday which is far more important than some piss poor saints day for first time kissers. Forget that nonsense, it is my birthday and that is the only thing people the world over should be thinking about.

Anyway, it is over now and as I am 30 I don't think I shall be celebrating any more birthdays. The Valentines woofters can have their day back for all I care.

At the end of the day Valentines day is a corporatist ripoff which induces silly people to pretend that my birthday has some kind of symmetry with a mythical day designed for romance. It is all utter bollocks. Obviously.

Actually, I was a bit surprised to have not even one feedback for this one Actually, I do agree with you all down the line, it's meaningless and all the aesthetic associated with it is of poor tastes as far as I am concerned. God thanks, it's over now and here comes the Easter bunny now..

[Gandalf]

Now don't get me started on Easter. What a charade that has become with all the oversized and overprized Easter eggs! They are nice to eat, but you really have to ask...what is the bloody point? Are any of these kids who are gobbling chocolate really thinking about the religious connotations of Easter? Even the religious aspects of Easter I find to be totally absurd and implausible too. Just another day designed make the parents fork out on a load of old rubbish. You want a bar of chocolate then have one? But why bother with Easter eggs? All that wrapping and waste. Yuck.