Sharing my utter stupidity and resulting pain for your total amusment

[Andre]

Got myself caught up in some rusty fence wire and slipped over and down an embankment this mornig while looking at surf (that I passed up on and drove home instead . Boo hoo.
Oh look you can Urkal my dog too. :-)

[skel1983]

Should of used Veet Andre.

[generalbulldog]

Hope you get well and feel better old man.

[OumaFan]

that's why I don't go outside

[Andre]

Hope you get well and feel better old man.

I couldnt talk for at least 3 miniutes just got in my bus and drove off ,the pain was immense but I could see the funny side and was like laughing gritting took 15 miniutes for the pain to cease. HArd to see on the web cam pic but all skin is gone from some parts of it burning sensation of ripped nerves in half.

Im ok now no pain at all ,Ill just go and beat up on some kid on a bus and I'll feel fine.

[Gandalf]

That looks pretty nasty, Andre. Put yer feet up and have a weekend off.

I kind of agree with Oumafan, going outside can be an ordeal sometimes.

[Youngblood]

looks like it hurts Andre. might I recommend having a look into when your last tetanus shot was? just sayin.

[OumaFan]

seriously, a "rusty fence" screams tetanus

[Andre]

Yep If I cant talk in the morning we'll all know what it is..lock Jaw.

Think IVe had one in last ten years, sure of it actually.

[Nameless]

Actually... you didn't tell us the most interesting part: Why did you scrap yourself into some rusty metal fences? Tried to jump one in order to retrieve your frisbee and in order to impress 3 younger and fine ladies sitting nearby, you've decided to jump over it instead of the 2 minutes walk it takes to overtake it?

[jamiebhoy]

Closest thing to a live gash you're gonna see at your age old timer, admit it you were stealing lead of the church roof !

I heard you scream all the way up here mate, now what did I tell you about the walking without your zimmer frame.


all that said hope you get back on the board soon bro, looks a nasty one.

[Andre]

Actually... you didn't tell us the most interesting part: Why did you scrap yourself into some rusty metal fences? Tried to jump one in order to retrieve your frisbee and in order to impress 3 younger and fine ladies sitting nearby, you've decided to jump over it instead of the 2 minutes walk it takes to overtake it?

Ahh Ive gone and used up all me rep!

Well I was just checking the surf out, hopped over a small knee high wire fence up into the sand dunes to get a higher view, my car was down on the road so im up a body length higher than it .

Been watching for a while then turned around to jump the fence got one leg over it and either the sand gave away or I slipped down towards my car with my rear leg still on the other side of the fence so with me going down towards the road , it dragged the skin off in a slow pain full grind the I hit the road too but did the old triangle in front of the face trick so no damage there. Its all good today, my dogs been at it,thats the best help antiseptic tongue and an all that. It gets all the crap out of it fast, you just gotta grit your teeth.

[Andre]

Closest thing to a live gash you're gonna see

HAhaha you have no idea the link between the two there at the moment .

[Andre]

seriously, a "rusty fence" screams tetanus

I actually did all the screaming, the fence just remained a fence.

Recon I fed some ants anyway.

[Saddo]

fucking hell mate that freaked me out for a moment then as i have the exact same kitchen worktop