If The Aliens Came

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Trainer Monkey.

You really want the aliens to go back to their homeland straight away, right?

No If they want to stick a probe up someone while the person is still talking smack , I thought well..who better.

That would be super fun to see, but imagine the credit he would try to take for that... I don't want Paul to become über popular and to hear in every damn talk show about how tough he is and how he didn't feel nothing... unless he's wincing in pain and be nicknamed the buttloader, of course.