Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

When work are having a 5 a side football competition and the younger lads ask a girl to play before they ask you.

[Gandalf]

When you want to get into some new bands, but really have no idea where to start. Maybe this is not a sign that I am getting older, but simply that there aren't any quality new bands about. I don't know. I always used to be into new bands when I was young, but these days bands are fewer and further between.

[Master]

Can't remember if I have said this before but forgetting things.

[Gandalf]

I can't remember you saying that.