Where is Bilbo?

[Nameless]

I must have missed something what happened to David Carradine did his stones snatch it?

Thai Tabloid Thai rath Leaked David Carradine Death Photo

Found dead hung in his hotel's closet in an apparently auto-erotic game involving asphyxia and tight rope around his balls to increase the pleasure... more or less..

[Andre]

Shit I was close then!

"When you snatch the stones its time to leave."

What was David dyslexic? The Master said "the stones" not your own stones!

[Kev]

Hey guys thanks for the concern, I am still alive, still wanking, and still espousing the virtues of good Christian living whilst searching for my own Holy Grail of a real life dwarven transexual goddess.

Nah actually I'm back because I'm looking for a stream of the Oscars, I hoped Diane would be able to hook me up but now I realise its probably free viewing in the US and as your nation cares not a jot for the rest of the world there won't likely be any streams for us.

If anyone can help with my stream situation that would be great though.

I will probably post some pointless posts soon, I miss my placard wearing, soapbox standing rants.

[OumaFan]

Watch Online TV, Sports, News and Entertainment for free at channelsurfing

scroll down, first one worked for me.

[OumaFan]

hmm, that's actually a pretty cool site.

[Kev]

Cheers Ouma, I did find a link in the end but thanks for thinking of me anyway.

[Master]

See Bilbo has got a life, he is watching the Oscars.

[HattonTheHammer]

i enjoy the comedy stylings of bilbo like the next man but even i came to the conclusion he was lying somewhere surrounded by flys with last nights deposit all over his stomach

[Preme]

he may just be busy with work...




haha what am i saying he "can't work" he can go to the gym once a day, and climb a mountain, but is till ill for an honest days work :s

maybe the caught on and cut down his Hand outs aka "benefits" and he has no internet 'til he thinks of another scam?

[Youngblood]

he may just be busy with work...




haha what am i saying he "can't work" he can go to the gym once a day, and climb a mountain, but is till ill for an honest days work :s

maybe the caught on and cut down his Hand outs aka "benefits" and he has no internet 'til he thinks of another scam?

just goes to show he is more clever then most if he can have all that fun for free, instead of toiling at some mind-numbing job only to be bitter at the end of the day.

[Kev]

he may just be busy with work...




haha what am i saying he "can't work" he can go to the gym once a day, and climb a mountain, but is till ill for an honest days work :s

maybe the caught on and cut down his Hand outs aka "benefits" and he has no internet 'til he thinks of another scam?

just goes to show he is more clever then most if he can have all that fun for free, instead of toiling at some mind-numbing job only to be bitter at the end of the day.

To be fair I'm sure Preme has a better and more fun job than most on here. He clearly sees himself as contributing something valuable to the people of Britain through whatever it is that he does, and lets face it, they wouldn't be paying him the national average wage for nothing.

I don't know if I'm worse than an immigrant or not in his eyes, I mean I am a burden to the state but I'm not depriving a good honest Brit of a job. In fact with all the doctors and specialists that were involved in keeping my worthless hide alive and for the clerk at the local council charged with sending me my cheques I'm actually creating employment opportunities.

In a way I have several people working for me....

[CFH]

he may just be busy with work...




haha what am i saying he "can't work" he can go to the gym once a day, and climb a mountain, but is till ill for an honest days work :s

maybe the caught on and cut down his Hand outs aka "benefits" and he has no internet 'til he thinks of another scam?

just goes to show he is more clever then most if he can have all that fun for free, instead of toiling at some mind-numbing job only to be bitter at the end of the day.

To be fair I'm sure Preme has a better and more fun job than most on here. He clearly sees himself as contributing something valuable to the people of Britain through whatever it is that he does, and lets face it, they wouldn't be paying him the national average wage for nothing.

I don't know if I'm worse than an immigrant or not in his eyes, I mean I am a burden to the state but I'm not depriving a good honest Brit of a job. In fact with all the doctors and specialists that were involved in keeping my worthless hide alive and for the clerk at the local council charged with sending me my cheques I'm actually creating employment opportunities.

In a way I have several people working for me....