OFFICIAL Mark TKO-Fantana pre fight interviews

[HattonTheHammer]

Maybe a couple of your jokes will swing it your way Mark?

Here's one to warm you up -

An orange walks into a shop.
The shopkeeper says 'sorry mate, we're closing in a minute'.
The orange replies 'ok mate. Do you mind if I just come in and look round?'


(this is the orange looking round)

mate thats not bad at all ! I will be telling that one at work tomorrow

now back to training....

See, this guy is full-on focused. There's none of this nonsense about him being more concerned about his interviews. I'd like to think that after he literally punches David Haye's head into the Mir Space Station, John Ruiz will invite the winner of this fight into the ring with him to share the special moment. Sadly, for his biggest fan, I don't believe Fantana will be in there with him.

Im with merkin on this one

Fantanas the favourite. Every single attribute from power, youth right up until possibly speed is on his side....in a non gay way

But TKO just looks focused, fantana will walk into a john ruiz esque battering and tko will have him out of there early doors

Not than im taking sides or anything, i just see TKO having too much for him

[brad4dboxer]

Mark TKO, I must say you look focused watching your vid.
But you can't disregard the weird magic that Fantana has.
I can't describe it, but he has it.
It's eerie & is nothing to ignore.
There is a chance that he can summon wild rams into the ring on his behalf.
I swear.
Dude is magical & SCARY.

[brad4dboxer]

Oh... and Ducks.
He has power of the Duck.
They can come @ you flapping hissing & pinching your private areas @ his command.
It's weird.

[Mark TKO]

yes Brad but come a week Saturday the greatest magic trick he will need to do is rise from the canvas.

even David Copperfield won't be able to help him pull off that illusion

[HattonTheHammer]

Mark TKO, I must say you look focused watching your vid.
But you can't disregard the weird magic that Fantana has.
I can't describe it, but he has it.
It's eerie & is nothing to ignore.
There is a chance that he can summon wild rams into the ring on his behalf.
I swear.
Dude is magical & SCARY.

had you of ended that with "in a non gay way" i would of sent you rep, now im just dissapointed