When people make comments to you, expecting you to agree....

[JazMerkin]

I had a great one like this at the Pacquiao-Hatton fight. There was a Pinoy guy next to me who kept braying 'He's gonna fuck that white boy up man', 'Yeah, Manny gon' make that motherfuckin white boy his bitch' and other such variants and seemed to assume because I'm not white, I'd go 'Yeeeeaaahh, you da man dawwwg' and give him a high-five. After ignoring his hand, I politely informed him that if he didn't shut the fuck up, me and the two massive Canadian guys next to me would batter him in. He didn't seem to understand this, but his more sober friend did & did his part to make him shut his gobhole.

Although he was right about Manny & Ricky

[Master]

It is best to simply ignore the comments and pretend you did not hear them with no reaction. If they repeat it then simply tell them to STFU as your wife wears one.

[Gandalf]

I find as I get older I have less and less tolerance for allowing idiots to get away with the things they say. I would likely make a rude retort or two and then tell them to bugger off. Why should a delivery man be making conversation about sensitive issues? The guy is a twat, with no idea about what his job is.

[Andre]

If you argue with them, these types only have the mental capacity to be able to place you in the same category as the people they are hanging sh!t on.

I find simple questions to them is the funniest way to deal with them.

What do you personally find wrong with someone covering up their heads?

why? does it scare you?

So if we all walked around looking the same, wouldnt you find that boring?

How about Arabs and Indians do you feel that they shouldnt wear turbans?

If they cant answer, you stare at them until they do ,you never give in and talk first or answer for them.

(In sales those questions are called the "Hot potatoe"). whoever answers the leading question first, loses .
(They eventually sell the product to themselves)