Calzaghe issues apology

[Violent Demise]

Ah poor Joe, I think his apology sucked though.

This is what my statement would have been.


'Dear fans. As you know I too have now become a victim to that fucking shameless sand n***** who has nothing better to do than bring others down, in order to elevate his own slime ball career. I spent many hours with this roach of a man and his insect like acomplices where alcohol flowed freely and yet the only negative comments they could provoke out of me in all this time was that Amir Khan is chinny and that Hatton's punch resistance has gone, two statements shared by every boxing fan in the country.

I would like to take this opportunity to describe my feelings towards the News Of The World, a positively atrocious waste of paper and a piece of shit junk tabloid that nobody takes seriously anyhow. Fuck them and all who write for them.

I am Joe Calzahge, I am a legend and I'm undefeated, this fake sheik is a dirty arab and a total asshole who left disgusting bum hairs wherever he sat his filthy behind and who attracted flies, like, well a skanky arab attract flies.

Good day to you all.'

My statement would been a little different

Dear fans,

I'm sure everybody has seen the recent story, where I admitted to using cocaine. The story is true. All of it. It is for that story that I am issuing this statement. Anybody expecting an apology from me can go fukk themselves. I'm Joe "muthafukkin" Calzaghe. The muthafukkin Legend Killer. And there's 3 things the Legend Killer don't do. He don't lose in the ring. He don't challenge himself. And he don't apologize. I ain't sorry for nothing. I do what I do cuz that's what I do. Nobody tell me what to do. I tell you guys what to do. I run this shiit here. Not you. Cocaine ain't nothing. I can handle it. Cocaine don't get me high. I get cocaine high. I tell cocaine what to do. Cocaine need me. I don't need cocaine. Cuz I'm the fukking Legend Killer. And that's how the Legend Killer roll. People wanna act all concern and worry about me. I don't need you guys worrying about me. I'm been in the ring with Tocker Pudwill, Will McIntyre and twice with Mario Veit. You think anything worry me? No. Yeah I pawned the title I got when I beat Kessler. But that's a WBA title. A Mere Con got a WBA title. What that tell you? You can find one anywhere. This is the first and last time you guys ever think you can question the Legend Killers actions again. Don't think I won't pick up and leave this God forsaken country. I don't need it. You guys need me. I'm the best thing to happen to the UK since tooth paste and floss. If I leave, who you left with? Nobody. Hatton? Ha! Fat fukks heart won't see thanksgiving. That's thing is ready to explode. Who else? Con? Please. I saw a fan kiss him on the cheek and knock him unconscious. Boy can't take a punch. Haye? Another pussy. Talk all that nonsense about my real good buddy Wlad and his sexy brother Vitali and punks out like a biitch. Haye called me and asked me about faking injuries. What that tell you? Like I said. You guys have nobody. So I suggest all you fukking losers get in line and stay off the Legend Killers business. Or there will be repercussions. Now which of you muthafukkas is holding. I need a line

[skel1983]

Ah poor Joe, I think his apology sucked though.

This is what my statement would have been.


'Dear fans. As you know I too have now become a victim to that fucking shameless sand n***** who has nothing better to do than bring others down, in order to elevate his own slime ball career. I spent many hours with this roach of a man and his insect like acomplices where alcohol flowed freely and yet the only negative comments they could provoke out of me in all this time was that Amir Khan is chinny and that Hatton's punch resistance has gone, two statements shared by every boxing fan in the country.

I would like to take this opportunity to describe my feelings towards the News Of The World, a positively atrocious waste of paper and a piece of shit junk tabloid that nobody takes seriously anyhow. Fuck them and all who write for them.

I am Joe Calzahge, I am a legend and I'm undefeated, this fake sheik is a dirty arab and a total asshole who left disgusting bum hairs wherever he sat his filthy behind and who attracted flies, like, well a skanky arab attract flies.

Good day to you all.'

My statement would been a little different

Dear fans,

I'm sure everybody has seen the recent story, where I admitted to using cocaine. The story is true. All of it. It is for that story that I am issuing this statement. Anybody expecting an apology from me can go fukk themselves. I'm Joe "muthafukkin" Calzaghe. The muthafukkin Legend Killer. And there's 3 things the Legend Killer don't do. He don't lose in the ring. He don't challenge himself. And he don't apologize. I ain't sorry for nothing. I do what I do cuz that's what I do. Nobody tell me what to do. I tell you guys what to do. I run this shiit here. Not you. Cocaine ain't nothing. I can handle it. Cocaine don't get me high. I get cocaine high. I tell cocaine what to do. Cocaine need me. I don't need cocaine. Cuz I'm the fukking Legend Killer. And that's how the Legend Killer roll. People wanna act all concern and worry about me. I don't need you guys worrying about me. I'm been in the ring with Tocker Pudwill, Will McIntyre and twice with Mario Veit. You think anything worry me? No. Yeah I pawned the title I got when I beat Kessler. But that's a WBA title. A Mere Con got a WBA title. What that tell you? You can find one anywhere. This is the first and last time you guys ever think you can question the Legend Killers actions again. Don't think I won't pick up and leave this God forsaken country. I don't need it. You guys need me. I'm the best thing to happen to the UK since tooth paste and floss. If I leave, who you left with? Nobody. Hatton? Ha! Fat fukks heart won't see thanksgiving. That's thing is ready to explode. Who else? Con? Please. I saw a fan kiss him on the cheek and knock him unconscious. Boy can't take a punch. Haye? Another pussy. Talk all that nonsense about my real good buddy Wlad and his sexy brother Vitali and punks out like a biitch. Haye called me and asked me about faking injuries. What that tell you? Like I said. You guys have nobody. So I suggest all you fukking losers get in line and stay off the Legend Killers business. Or there will be repercussions. Now which of you muthafukkas is holding. I need a line

[Dark Lord Al]

Joe Calzaghe :
" dear all , im sorry i got caught"

[p4pking]

That's just crap imo, why does Calzaghe owe anyone an apology exactly? He's a fighter not a politician, and there is no reason to present some squeeky clean image to the masses if he doesn't feel so inclined. The shame in all of this is that he will probably get more press through this junk tabloid than he did through his achievements in the ring while he was fighting.

[Kev]

Ah poor Joe, I think his apology sucked though.

This is what my statement would have been.


'Dear fans. As you know I too have now become a victim to that fucking shameless sand n***** who has nothing better to do than bring others down, in order to elevate his own slime ball career. I spent many hours with this roach of a man and his insect like acomplices where alcohol flowed freely and yet the only negative comments they could provoke out of me in all this time was that Amir Khan is chinny and that Hatton's punch resistance has gone, two statements shared by every boxing fan in the country.

I would like to take this opportunity to describe my feelings towards the News Of The World, a positively atrocious waste of paper and a piece of shit junk tabloid that nobody takes seriously anyhow. Fuck them and all who write for them.

I am Joe Calzahge, I am a legend and I'm undefeated, this fake sheik is a dirty arab and a total asshole who left disgusting bum hairs wherever he sat his filthy behind and who attracted flies, like, well a skanky arab attract flies.

Good day to you all.'

My statement would been a little different

Dear fans,

I'm sure everybody has seen the recent story, where I admitted to using cocaine. The story is true. All of it. It is for that story that I am issuing this statement. Anybody expecting an apology from me can go fukk themselves. I'm Joe "muthafukkin" Calzaghe. The muthafukkin Legend Killer. And there's 3 things the Legend Killer don't do. He don't lose in the ring. He don't challenge himself. And he don't apologize. I ain't sorry for nothing. I do what I do cuz that's what I do. Nobody tell me what to do. I tell you guys what to do. I run this shiit here. Not you. Cocaine ain't nothing. I can handle it. Cocaine don't get me high. I get cocaine high. I tell cocaine what to do. Cocaine need me. I don't need cocaine. Cuz I'm the fukking Legend Killer. And that's how the Legend Killer roll. People wanna act all concern and worry about me. I don't need you guys worrying about me. I'm been in the ring with Tocker Pudwill, Will McIntyre and twice with Mario Veit. You think anything worry me? No. Yeah I pawned the title I got when I beat Kessler. But that's a WBA title. A Mere Con got a WBA title. What that tell you? You can find one anywhere. This is the first and last time you guys ever think you can question the Legend Killers actions again. Don't think I won't pick up and leave this God forsaken country. I don't need it. You guys need me. I'm the best thing to happen to the UK since tooth paste and floss. If I leave, who you left with? Nobody. Hatton? Ha! Fat fukks heart won't see thanksgiving. That's thing is ready to explode. Who else? Con? Please. I saw a fan kiss him on the cheek and knock him unconscious. Boy can't take a punch. Haye? Another pussy. Talk all that nonsense about my real good buddy Wlad and his sexy brother Vitali and punks out like a biitch. Haye called me and asked me about faking injuries. What that tell you? Like I said. You guys have nobody. So I suggest all you fukking losers get in line and stay off the Legend Killers business. Or there will be repercussions. Now which of you muthafukkas is holding. I need a line

haha I thought you were becoming a fan until I got a third of the way down

But you must respect his drug abuse at least surely.

[TitoFan]

First Tiger Woods and now Joe Calzaghe.

If the press were to have it's way, press conferences would be turned into confessionals for wayward pro athletes to confess their sins.

Fukk the press!

[Kirkland Laing]

Ah poor Joe, I think his apology sucked though.

This is what my statement would have been.


'Dear fans. As you know I too have now become a victim to that fucking shameless sand n***** who has nothing better to do than bring others down, in order to elevate his own slime ball career. I spent many hours with this roach of a man and his insect like acomplices where alcohol flowed freely and yet the only negative comments they could provoke out of me in all this time was that Amir Khan is chinny and that Hatton's punch resistance has gone, two statements shared by every boxing fan in the country.

I would like to take this opportunity to describe my feelings towards the News Of The World, a positively atrocious waste of paper and a piece of shit junk tabloid that nobody takes seriously anyhow. Fuck them and all who write for them.

I am Joe Calzahge, I am a legend and I'm undefeated, this fake sheik is a dirty arab and a total asshole who left disgusting bum hairs wherever he sat his filthy behind and who attracted flies, like, well a skanky arab attract flies.

Good day to you all.'

My statement would been a little different

Dear fans,

I'm sure everybody has seen the recent story, where I admitted to using cocaine. The story is true. All of it. It is for that story that I am issuing this statement. Anybody expecting an apology from me can go fukk themselves. I'm Joe "muthafukkin" Calzaghe. The muthafukkin Legend Killer. And there's 3 things the Legend Killer don't do. He don't lose in the ring. He don't challenge himself. And he don't apologize. I ain't sorry for nothing. I do what I do cuz that's what I do. Nobody tell me what to do. I tell you guys what to do. I run this shiit here. Not you. Cocaine ain't nothing. I can handle it. Cocaine don't get me high. I get cocaine high. I tell cocaine what to do. Cocaine need me. I don't need cocaine. Cuz I'm the fukking Legend Killer. And that's how the Legend Killer roll. People wanna act all concern and worry about me. I don't need you guys worrying about me. I'm been in the ring with Tocker Pudwill, Will McIntyre and twice with Mario Veit. You think anything worry me? No. Yeah I pawned the title I got when I beat Kessler. But that's a WBA title. A Mere Con got a WBA title. What that tell you? You can find one anywhere. This is the first and last time you guys ever think you can question the Legend Killers actions again. Don't think I won't pick up and leave this God forsaken country. I don't need it. You guys need me. I'm the best thing to happen to the UK since tooth paste and floss. If I leave, who you left with? Nobody. Hatton? Ha! Fat fukks heart won't see thanksgiving. That's thing is ready to explode. Who else? Con? Please. I saw a fan kiss him on the cheek and knock him unconscious. Boy can't take a punch. Haye? Another pussy. Talk all that nonsense about my real good buddy Wlad and his sexy brother Vitali and punks out like a biitch. Haye called me and asked me about faking injuries. What that tell you? Like I said. You guys have nobody. So I suggest all you fukking losers get in line and stay off the Legend Killers business. Or there will be repercussions. Now which of you muthafukkas is holding. I need a line

You should set up your own public relations company.

[smashup]

So Joe likes a bit of the white stuff?

F*ck me who doesn't these days.

Reading between the lines maybe he's developed a bit of a problem!! lol


"It is not a major problem in my life but it is something which I am actively addressing."

[ICB]

So Joe likes a bit of the white stuff?

F*ck me who doesn't these days.

It's good he's been so open about it really

Me and most people don't. Joe Calzaghe is a tosser, when he was fighting. He constantly kept contradicting himself, about how he would never fight RJJ. Because it wouldn't mean anything beating him now, then what does he do ?

He retires on that win then makes out its same great achievement, now since he's been retired. He left his long time partner, for some young women. And now the cocaine use and no one knows, how long he's been using it.

And the thing is which makes it bad, is that he has kids. Do you think its right what he's doing while he has kids ? am i the only one on this board not to think this is totally out of order ?

Because im quite shocked so many people on this board, are passing it up like its nothing. Forgetting if Joe Calzaghe wasn't a boxer, its still wrong end of.

Cocaine kills people and can ruin peoples lives, drinking is also bad but i also don't drink.

[smashup]

So Joe likes a bit of the white stuff?

F*ck me who doesn't these days.

It's good he's been so open about it really

Me and most people don't. Joe Calzaghe is a tosser, when he was fighting. He constantly kept contradicting himself, about how he would never fight RJJ. Because it wouldn't mean anything beating him now, then what does he do ?

He retires on that win then makes out its same great achievement, now since he's been retired. He left his long time partner, for some young women. And now the cocaine use and no one knows, how long he's been using it.

And the thing is which makes it bad, is that he has kids. Do you think its right what he's doing while he has kids ? am i the only one on this board not to think this is totally out of order ?

Because im quite shocked so many people on this board, are passing it up like its nothing. Forgetting if Joe Calzaghe wasn't a boxer, its still wrong end of.

Don't be so naive Ice

He's been mixing in showbiz circles since he retired doing two bob dancing shows for the BBC etc etc - i used to work for the BBC at Television Centre in White City (W London) and the lifestyle of most of the media workers down there was work hard play harder.
Cocaine is RIFE in these sort of circles fella and at the end of the day he's a human being who craves the buzz the ring gave him - theres hundreds of past fighters who have turned to drink, drugs etc to replicate that "High" the fight game and the glory gave them.

Did you see the dancer he was banging?

[Mar]

I don't know why he did....if i were him i'd be high, drunk butt naked and covered in my own juices right now. He paid he dues, do what you want joe. The only people crying about it are people that want to but can't do what you're doing themselves..

[Kev]

So Joe likes a bit of the white stuff?

F*ck me who doesn't these days.

It's good he's been so open about it really

Me and most people don't. Joe Calzaghe is a tosser, when he was fighting. He constantly kept contradicting himself, about how he would never fight RJJ. Because it wouldn't mean anything beating him now, then what does he do ?

He retires on that win then makes out its same great achievement, now since he's been retired. He left his long time partner, for some young women. And now the cocaine use and no one knows, how long he's been using it.

And the thing is which makes it bad, is that he has kids. Do you think its right what he's doing while he has kids ? am i the only one on this board not to think this is totally out of order ?

Because im quite shocked so many people on this board, are passing it up like its nothing. Forgetting if Joe Calzaghe wasn't a boxer, its still wrong end of.

Actually I just looked at the Kinsey report statistics that 1 in 4 adult Americans between 25-34 have tried cocaine at least once.

To put that into perspective I think the gay community is less than 10 percent of the population.

So more men have taken coke than have taken a cock yet it would be considered morally wrong in this day and age to call homosexual behaviour abnormal, apparently 7% of the population doing it is enough for it to be respectable.

So Cocaine should perfectly ok, more men have tried coke than play snooker and cricket combined.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

So Joe likes a bit of the white stuff?

F*ck me who doesn't these days.

It's good he's been so open about it really

Me and most people don't. Joe Calzaghe is a tosser, when he was fighting. He constantly kept contradicting himself, about how he would never fight RJJ. Because it wouldn't mean anything beating him now, then what does he do ?

He retires on that win then makes out its same great achievement, now since he's been retired. He left his long time partner, for some young women. And now the cocaine use and no one knows, how long he's been using it.

And the thing is which makes it bad, is that he has kids. Do you think its right what he's doing while he has kids ? am i the only one on this board not to think this is totally out of order ?

Because im quite shocked so many people on this board, are passing it up like its nothing. Forgetting if Joe Calzaghe wasn't a boxer, its still wrong end of.

Actually I just looked at the Kinsey report statistics that 1 in 4 adult Americans between 25-34 have tried cocaine at least once.

To put that into perspective I think the gay community is less than 10 percent of the population.

So more men have taken coke than have taken a cock yet it would be considered morally wrong in this day and age to call homosexual behaviour abnormal, apparently 7% of the population doing it is enough for it to be respectable.

So Cocaine should perfectly ok, more men have tried coke than play snooker and cricket combined.

what % of those believe one million years B.C is a documentary not a film?

[Kev]

Me and most people don't. Joe Calzaghe is a tosser, when he was fighting. He constantly kept contradicting himself, about how he would never fight RJJ. Because it wouldn't mean anything beating him now, then what does he do ?

He retires on that win then makes out its same great achievement, now since he's been retired. He left his long time partner, for some young women. And now the cocaine use and no one knows, how long he's been using it.

And the thing is which makes it bad, is that he has kids. Do you think its right what he's doing while he has kids ? am i the only one on this board not to think this is totally out of order ?

Because im quite shocked so many people on this board, are passing it up like its nothing. Forgetting if Joe Calzaghe wasn't a boxer, its still wrong end of.

Actually I just looked at the Kinsey report statistics that 1 in 4 adult Americans between 25-34 have tried cocaine at least once.

To put that into perspective I think the gay community is less than 10 percent of the population.

So more men have taken coke than have taken a cock yet it would be considered morally wrong in this day and age to call homosexual behaviour abnormal, apparently 7% of the population doing it is enough for it to be respectable.

So Cocaine should perfectly ok, more men have tried coke than play snooker and cricket combined.

what % of those believe one million years B.C is a documentary not a film?

haha yes I am definitely in the top one percentile for intellect compared to the rest of you brainwashed sheep

[Howlin Mad Missy]

So Joe likes a bit of the white stuff?

F*ck me who doesn't these days.

It's good he's been so open about it really

Me and most people don't. Joe Calzaghe is a tosser, when he was fighting. He constantly kept contradicting himself, about how he would never fight RJJ. Because it wouldn't mean anything beating him now, then what does he do ?

He retires on that win then makes out its same great achievement, now since he's been retired. He left his long time partner, for some young women. And now the cocaine use and no one knows, how long he's been using it.

And the thing is which makes it bad, is that he has kids. Do you think its right what he's doing while he has kids ? am i the only one on this board not to think this is totally out of order ?

Because im quite shocked so many people on this board, are passing it up like its nothing. Forgetting if Joe Calzaghe wasn't a boxer, its still wrong end of.

Cocaine kills people and can ruin peoples lives, drinking is also bad but i also don't drink.

I'd say generally speaking, if it ain't hurting those round you go right ahead and abuse your body however you like.

But I think if it's affecting your judgement and your relationships then yeah, cut it out numb nut.