Right this is true
On my Older Brothers 30th (around 7/8 years ago) in Tenerife,his dodgy mates got him wrecked so badly that he tounged one (Trust me it in no way resembled a fella) then got in a cab with it while they were all in bits p*ssing themselves..
In the cab he obviously felt something that freaked him out then yanked the handbrake up and dragged it out and beat it to a pulp in front of loads of mums,dads and kids
He then really lost it and grabbed a bar stool and smashed it on the floor (gaining his tool) and charged back down the sea front at his mates tthreatening to kill them hahahaha
F*ckin hillarious.
He calmed down after a while but made himself sick on the beach then saw the funny side.
Absolute quality night that one PMSL