Haye - Ruiz EXPLAINED by FANTANA

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Before you read this, I was sitting block 115 ROW E. I was with my wife, and not far from the man I defeated in a charity brawl, Mark TKO. I had been told we could not take a JOHN RUIZ #1 BANNER into the fight, but we snuck it in anyway.



When writing out the events of the fight, I also used a copy of the fight footage I recorded on my cellular phone, and Sky Box Office footage. Everything in this article can be looked at, analyzed and is 100% the truth. Regardless of the fight, John Ruiz has been getting a lot of credit for how he fought. However, I think after reading this amazing piece of writing you will all agree, John Ruiz was the REAL WINNER, and should be crowned WBA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. My name is Fantana, and this is what I witness:-

Round 1

John Ruiz looks ready. He is ready to do some serious punching here. Immediately he is pressing the action, getting Haye on the ropes straight away. After twenty seconds he is clearly winning the round, but then Haye punches him in the face. A monster punch, for sure. John Ruiz slips on the wet canvas falls down. Unbelievably it is called a knockdown. John is up immediately, at the count of 4, but he knows something is going on. With 2:32 left of the round, John Ruiz gives the ref a look. The look says "You fucking bastards." They are trying to shaft him here. I have attached the photo, and I have some serious questions to ask. Who is that fat bald guy on the right? Cos it ain't me. Why does he look like he does? What does he know?



The crazies are going wild, cheering on Haye. What is that fat bald guy doing now? He is trying to put a curse on John Ruiz.



The two fighters get back to action, Haye is throwing windmills all day long. John goes in for some inside action and bulls Haye to the ropes. Haye slips out and hits John Ruiz on the back of the head, not once, but twice. Let us consider here for a moment that David Haye punches extremely hard, and getting hit on the back of the head is dangerous, illegal in boxing. How is this allowed to happen? The referee starts counting, and Ruiz is up at 5. Look at his face in this picture.



Now, Ruiz knows he was fouled. I know he was fouled. Why did the ref count him? What happens next? The ref DEDUCTS a point from David Haye for hitting the peoples champion in the back of the head. Yet Ruiz was not given time to recover properly, what would have happened if he had been hit that hard and could not get up (this never happens to John Ruiz)? Would Haye have been given the win? If you don't know by now you do now, there was something CRIMINAL going on in the treatment of John Ruiz. The fight continues and the crowd of crazies start chanting "Easy, easy, easy." Crazies. Disgusting glory hunters. If it was so easy, why did Haye need to cheat? Why aren't those chanting in the ring fighting? Why are people throwing things at me when all I am doing is giving John Ruiz support, with phrases like "John - HACK THE BONE"?

Haye lands hard on Ruiz, John comes right back. Now Haye slows down, and is backing off. He is knackered. 12 seconds left of the round, John Ruiz shakes David Haye, who was only kept up by the ropes. He managed to spring off the ropes and gets to safety however. The round ends with Ruiz whiskers away from KOing David Haye with a right hand, then the bell goes and Ruiz obviously aware of what is going on with the conspiracy against him, twats David Haye in the face, a good couple of times. The crowd boos. I cheer, my wife cheers.

Round 1 Assesment

Officially 9 - 7 to David Haye.

Unofficially - 10 - 8 to John Ruiz. Knockdowns did not count and Haye a point taken off for cheating.

your 'wife' looks like you but dipped in bisto.

[FTMatty]

[quote=Howlin Mad Missy;858207]

your 'wife' looks like you but dipped in bisto.

Mrs F is only little but she'll whip your arse!

[HattonTheHammer]

my favourite line of the whole read...


"Adam Booth goes onto say "it's numbing him, it's numbing him badly" What is? He doesn't say, but if I had to guess at this point, they have drugged John Ruiz."

[Mark TKO]

i can assure you she looks nothing like Fantana dipped in Bisto

you are confusing her with Craig Charles

[FTMatty]

i can assure you she looks nothing like Fantana dipped in Bisto

you are confusing her with Craig Charles

Or Errol Brown

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

From a resident of Massachusetts where the epic being known as John Ruiz is from, we thank you. I'm in talks to have a petition put together to tear Rocky Maciano's statue down and replace it with one of Ruiz in his epic battle with David Tua.

[HattonTheHammer]

From a resident of Massachusetts where the epic being known as John Ruiz is from, we thank you. I'm in talks to have a petition put together to tear Rocky Maciano's statue down and replace it with one of Ruiz in his epic battle with David Tua.

Pretty sure i heard ruiz lives in a town called chelsea which wouldnt of gone down to well with the manchester natives

[Master]

You are funny guy Fantana, very funny.

[Saddo]

LOL hahhahahaha

oh and.....

He also always deletes my messages from his myspace page.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

[quote=FTMatty;858211]

your 'wife' looks like you but dipped in bisto.

Mrs F is only little but she'll whip your arse!

Is she of gypsy stock?
& btw keep your fantasy to yourself.