Fantana on Audley Harrison - I NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING

[HattonTheHammer]

The answer is no. Audley Harrison said he will one day write a book about what happened, but for now we can only speculate as to what happened. My guess is, Audley Harrison was targeted for assassination by the CIA, MI7 or a Thundercats type group. Much like how Kennedy was topped off because he issued the federal reserve be closed down and silver notes be used instead, or why Hendrix was killed off because his manager had millions of dollars in life insurance to cash in on his death, or how Dennis Rickman got totalled on Eastenders. The bottom line is, money. Audley Harrison was a big draw, known and loved worldwide. It makes sense that the CIA, or some other shadow government figure, maybe a black ops, have Audley Harrison removed before he gained so much popularity he started a revolution, the Audley Harrison revolution, costing the corporations that own the governments millions.

So, my theory is Audley lived in America, and just before he came over to England the CIA tried to kill him off. Daringly, Audley Harrison kicks down a door and punches fifteen or sixting trained assasins in the face, knocking them unconscious, but hurting his hands in the process because he had to punch through SWAT helmets. So Audley has now got injured hands. He gets on his flight, lands in England. See's Danny Williams, and wonders if he was involved in the plot? I don't think he was, because Danny Williams used to be the indoor rowing world champion, so he is more interested in getting Redgrave bumped off. Anyway, in the dressing room, literally minutes before the fight, they try and assasinate Audley Harrison AGAIN. This time, Audley catches a bullet, and still doesn't go down. Thinking they job was done, the assassin leaves. Audley probably said "I have to fight tonight, I cannot let my fans down. Bandage me up, and put me in that ring." His corner men are able to hide the bullet wound with his trunks being higher than usual.
I know you may not have considered this possiblity before, but all the facts are there. And if Audley had been shot in the belly, it also explains the reason he was breathing so heavily from rounds two onwards. The guy was losing blood, but soldiered on, and only just lost the fight. In his next fight, still clearly f***ed up from the slug that hit him in the failed assassination attempt, Audley Harrison lost to Dominic Guinn. No one even threw a punch in round one, so I wonder if Guinn had also been shot in the belly. If you think this is far fetched, consider this. In September 2007, Audley Harrison was involved in a car crash. Who else was killed off in a car crash? Princess Diana. For the same reasons they tried to kill Audley Harrison, or maybe they were sending a message to him.finally someone has the balls to say what we all thought right from the beggining

[Master]

I think Audley will beat Sprott tonight the rest is just exaggeration on your part Fantana.

[rjj tszyu]

I actually think that Audley will look good tonight (god i'll eat them words if i'm wrong). Then of course he'll call Haye out lol. I fancied Audley against Sosnowski too. still can't believe he's got the shot at Vitali.

[Fantana]

I don't exaggerate, perhaps I may have mis-concieved somethings in the past, overlooked some instructions, but if everyone followed the instructions, I would never have been concieved.

Yours in manliness,
Fantana

[skel1983]

I actually think that Audley will look good tonight (god i'll eat them words if i'm wrong). Then of course he'll call Haye out lol. I fancied Audley against Sosnowski too. still can't believe he's got the shot at Vitali.

I would of had the house on Sodnowski to beat Audley all wrong if you ask me for Audley durable busy and keeps coming he would of outworked Audley quite easily. Sodnowski is a better version of Martin Rogan.

If Audley wins tonight I think he should look for a fight with a Lamon Brewster type to see where he really is, if he looses ( which I think he would with that sort of level of fighter ) he can then retire.

[JazMerkin]

I hope Audley wins tonight & gets a world title shot against Vitali (admittedly he'd be a bit of a step up for the champ lately). It's a no-lose situation.

Audley loses = he fucks off

Audley wins = Lyle has an online breakdown

[ryanman]

I hope Audley wins tonight & gets a world title shot against Vitali (admittedly he'd be a bit of a step up for the champ lately). It's a no-lose situation.

Audley loses = he fucks off

Audley wins = Lyle has an online breakdown

I think it would cause such a monumental glitch in his mainframe that he would just cease to exist. A bit like if you traveled back in time and had sex with your mum and so it turned out you were your own dad...maybe...

[JazMerkin]

Audley... Bumaye!!!

Audley... Bumaye!!!!

[rjj tszyu]

I actually think that Audley will look good tonight (god i'll eat them words if i'm wrong). Then of course he'll call Haye out lol. I fancied Audley against Sosnowski too. still can't believe he's got the shot at Vitali.

I would of had the house on Sodnowski to beat Audley all wrong if you ask me for Audley durable busy and keeps coming he would of outworked Audley quite easily. Sodnowski is a better version of Martin Rogan.

If Audley wins tonight I think he should look for a fight with a Lamon Brewster type to see where he really is, if he looses ( which I think he would with that sort of level of fighter ) he can then retire.

I think he is a better version of Rogan too, only thing is Rogan has a better chin and I think Audley would have KO'd Sosnowski. Saying that I thought he would have made easier work of Sprott but if his shoulder did go in the 2nd(I thought he stopped using it in the 4th myself) then he still did ok considering and i was quite shocked at the shots he took too.

[Master]

Audley right side was not working, he showed amazing courage.