Well I'm a Brit and you were us once, until you all decided our religion wasn't good enough for you and so decided to leave and move to another bigger island to set up your own little community there.Originally Posted by NorthSideX4
And then once there, you all decided you didn't want to play sports with the rest of the world so you all had to invent your own and host World Series' events that consist of America verus......erm America.
Then you all build nucleur weapons, but don't like it when the other countries build them so you invade to stop them so you can be the only ones with big weapons.
Then you decide that other countries histories are better than yours so you invent cinema where you can make films and rewrite their history, so that now Ben Afleck a proud American wins the Battle of Britain for England, and Mel Gibson, a proud American leads the Scottish to victory and freedom, then Steve McQueen, a proud American leads the British prisoners in their great escape from a POW camp, and Tom Hanks and his fellow proud Americans single handedly defeat the Germans at Normandy.
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