Baseball 2010

[OumaFan]

this is bs. Could it be that Lincecum is scared of The Melky?

[OumaFan]

this is dull. Its forcing me to watch the Masters.

[amat]

It hasn't rained here for a whole hour yet I've heard nothing on the game.

[OumaFan]

at least Lincecum's pitch count is getting up there.

Eugenio Velez is a bizarre looking human.

[amat]

hahaha Velez is THE MAN. He's hilarious, he's clutch but he might have the lowest IQ of any player on the roster, it's hilarious he's a knucklehead. They call him a utility man but he's the opposite of a true utility guy who can play several positions decently or well, he can't play one position decent so he plays a lot of them poorly. Still, he's probably my favorite position player outside of the panda.

[OumaFan]

Melky being fucking horrible at the game of baseball sometimes depresses me and sometimes amuses me. For fuck's sake can you not even get a bunt down?

[amat]

hahahaahahahahahah

[OumaFan]

Well that's probably it. At least we didn't get swept. And now my fucking space bar is being a little b i t c h. A little Melky.