Baseball 2010

[OumaFan]

this is dull. Its forcing me to watch the Masters.

[amat]

It hasn't rained here for a whole hour yet I've heard nothing on the game.

[OumaFan]

at least Lincecum's pitch count is getting up there.

Eugenio Velez is a bizarre looking human.

[amat]

hahaha Velez is THE MAN. He's hilarious, he's clutch but he might have the lowest IQ of any player on the roster, it's hilarious he's a knucklehead. They call him a utility man but he's the opposite of a true utility guy who can play several positions decently or well, he can't play one position decent so he plays a lot of them poorly. Still, he's probably my favorite position player outside of the panda.

[OumaFan]

Melky being fucking horrible at the game of baseball sometimes depresses me and sometimes amuses me. For fuck's sake can you not even get a bunt down?

[amat]

hahahaahahahahahah

[amat]

That was comically bad on every single level. That has to be 2 errors on one fly ball.

[OumaFan]

Well that's probably it. At least we didn't get swept. And now my fucking space bar is being a little b i t c h. A little Melky.

[amat]

Do you have MLB Network? By far the best sports channel on TV it completely shits on the NFL Network and the NBA Network, which can't seem to show anything but the same exact episodes of All Access With Ahmad Rashad over and over and over again. In the MLB Network commercial they say The Melk-man Cometh To Hotlanta