Baseball 2010

[OumaFan]

at least Lincecum's pitch count is getting up there.

Eugenio Velez is a bizarre looking human.

[amat]

hahaha Velez is THE MAN. He's hilarious, he's clutch but he might have the lowest IQ of any player on the roster, it's hilarious he's a knucklehead. They call him a utility man but he's the opposite of a true utility guy who can play several positions decently or well, he can't play one position decent so he plays a lot of them poorly. Still, he's probably my favorite position player outside of the panda.

[OumaFan]

Melky being fucking horrible at the game of baseball sometimes depresses me and sometimes amuses me. For fuck's sake can you not even get a bunt down?

[amat]

hahahaahahahahahah

[amat]

That was comically bad on every single level. That has to be 2 errors on one fly ball.

[OumaFan]

what happened? I missed it, just saw they added two runs.

[OumaFan]

sandoval's killed us today

[amat]

Pablo hit a homer probably further then McCann. Then Huff flied out, Diaz wrestled with it in the skies and had it ding off his glove. Then he stumbled on his own feet trying to pick up the ball and Huff advanced to third before Diaz could recover. It was pretty funny all with 1 out but then DeRosa grounded out.

[OumaFan]

Well that's probably it. At least we didn't get swept. And now my fucking space bar is being a little b i t c h. A little Melky.

[amat]

Do you have MLB Network? By far the best sports channel on TV it completely shits on the NFL Network and the NBA Network, which can't seem to show anything but the same exact episodes of All Access With Ahmad Rashad over and over and over again. In the MLB Network commercial they say The Melk-man Cometh To Hotlanta

[Nameless]

The Sox aren't doing well at all this year

[OumaFan]

Now Shane Victorino is a great center fielder. Dude just kills us, outside of Ryan Howard he's killed us the most and its mostly with his glove, he just seems to make at least one great play against us every game, its uncanny. He just robbed a home run from Troy Glaus which is just totally unfair cause when you hit a home run against Roy Halladay it should be a home run. Its only 3rd inning and I'm seriously thinking we may get shut out now.

Silver lining, Glaus seems to be getting it together.

[amat]

Ubaldo the best pitcher MY ASS. I know this guy has the best 'stuff', I've said that for a minute now. Great April but this guy isn't close to Lincecum's or Halladay's caliber. Lincecum is fucking unreal, this camera angle they show in Florida really proves it. M-V-P.

Zito, a fucking OG.