What's the strangest thing someone has said to you today

[Andre]

"your not sticking that up my arse"

I was in a taxi earlier and the driver was one of those that likes to ask lots of direct and personal questions but doesn't like any to come back at him.

T. Driver: Where are you from?

Me: England. Yonguk saram imnida.

T: How old are you?

Me: Erm...How old are you?

T: How old are you?

Me: You first...how old are you?

T: Me, no thank you.

It went back and forth for several minutes before I relented and said I was 30. We had a decent conversation after we had got over the invasive question issue, but I hate it when taxi drivers dive straight into the "how old are you... and how many children do you have?" nonsense. It's none of their damn business who I am!

Tell lies to T drivers . You are 23 and you have 7 kids you married a Catholic girl and you only had sex that many times once a year since you were both 16.

[Spicoli]

So your in town for the critical care and canine cycles & behavior seminars ?

•right,I relish an oppurtunity to teach a recovery dog new tricks and study b***chs in heat•

Well honey your in luck...the males are neutered and it's an open bar!!! ..

[Scrap]

Bend over, breath in and hold it. Had a scan

[generalbulldog]

Have you found God?

Those crazy Mormons have been bugging me for the past couple of days now!

[Andre]

Have you found God?

Those crazy Mormons have been bugging me for the past couple of days now!

I see them all the time down the gas station, I feel very secure in the fact that each of them have exactly the same pressure in their bicycle tires.