Golf

[HattonTheHammer]

can't think of anything more dull - spoil a good walk and all that

women

[Howlin Mad Missy]

can't think of anything more dull - spoil a good walk and all that

women

don't get me wrong, nothing I like more than smashing a putter against balls but golf is not my thing.

[ono]

I've always half fancied a go, but never really enough to do anything about it. Maybe when i can no longer play footy...

[amat]

Hahahahahaha! This was my 4th time playing and I beat a guy who played for his high school golf team! There was absolutely no shutting me up today, holy shit it was awesome. Neither of us played well but I beat him on a 9 hole course, I fucken love it.

[CFH]

I hate golf. I hate watching it, I hate playing it, I hate people who golf.

I actually have a really nice, fairly expensive painting of a golf course that I would love to get rid of, but I can't seem to make myself do it because my mom gave it to me, so it just leans against the wall in the living room...

[amat]

I made him take a picture with the victor with the winning scorecard as proof (he refused to sign it tho). Yes that's a Michael Buble shirt he's wearing, so you can all thank me for beating him now. I look kind of like a clown myself but this was literally one of the happiest moments for me in a while. It was even through 6, I sunk a 20 foot breaking putt to halve the 7 and then took 8 and 9, both par 3s and screamed to where the whole course could hear.





As for hating people who golf, you actually get all kinds of people out there on the course. I am always surprised that half the people seem to be black, everytime. I love it to me it's the best thing in the world. I love how green it is out there, the views are breathtaking at times and then it is just a fun intriguing sport.

[CFH]

I made him take a picture with the victor with the winning scorecard as proof (he refused to sign it tho). Yes that's a Michael Buble shirt he's wearing, so you can all thank me for beating him now. I look kind of like a clown myself but this was literally one of the happiest moments for me in a while. It was even through 6, I sunk a 20 foot breaking putt to halve the 7 and then took 8 and 9, both par 3s and screamed to where the whole course could hear.





As for hating people who golf, you actually get all kinds of people out there on the course. I am always surprised that half the people seem to be black, everytime. I love it to me it's the best thing in the world. I love how green it is out there, the views are breathtaking at times and then it is just a fun intriguing sport.

I don't really hate people who golf, I just figured hyperbole was the best way to get across just how strongly I dislike everything about that game.