people you hate

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The world enders: Yeah you, you're making old peoples and the youngsters to freak out with your prophecy about the imminent violent and horrible demise, These ends of the world which you postpone every now and then are horribly getting on my tits. according to 220 Dates for the End of the world!!! Date Setters! , I did escape at least 89 end of the world, take the others you're trying to make me swallow, roll them tight and stuck them where the sun never shines.

Jesus Freak: In the words of the illustrious Voltaire, Let everybody go to God by the way they'll chose. I do not need your puritan morals or your path to go somewhere, I might have a bad direction sense in general but I am damn clever enough to find my way and I do not believe in a single universal absolute truth wrapping all the rest. Beside, I am 100% positive that Satan's a nice dude, if he wants to win against God, he would sure treat well his guests plus it is idiotic to thing that God would willingly fuel up his archrival army, up yours buddies!

Paris Hilton No I am not jealous of her and no, I wouldn't bang her either side even if given the occasion, this talentless slag is bright as a broken light bulb and her behaviors represent everything I hate about the humankind. I hope your ludicrous mini chihuahua will bite you and give you tetanos.

Every members or supporters of the neo-convervative movement: Because of you, thousand of peoples died, because of your shit influence, billions have been wasted leaving the US in a poor state of affair, no your thoughts are not clever and yeah, you screw up a big time, from Regan to Bush Jr, your thoughts left scars and corpse all along the way, you might come from the finest universities but you'Re damn far from being the cream of the cream, I wish you all horrible pube rash.

My father: accused me of being in Al-Quaida, stole me a couple of thousand despite the fact he's millionaire, said that doing 2 master degrees at the same time in 2 different universities mean shit to him and is not an achievement, never helped my brother since his accident, the only reason I do not kill you is because I do not want to waste my life away.

The Steinbrenner family: Way to ruin baseball with your astonishing spending and no, The Yankees' legacy doesn't help to wash away your imbecility.


Blood and Crips: No, Blue and red do not belong to you and these atrocious hands signs you make between yourself with your fingers all twisted aren't cool and will just give you arthritis. You're a bunch of pathetic clowns and flat palette on a baseball cap aren't cool neither and only make you look like a bunch of pre-teenager monkeys freshly escaped from a zoo.

To be continued...