It's becoming more popular with the former chavs turned steroid users round my area now. They've opened up a MMA club full of the twats.

I actually don't mind UFC, but sometimes i shake my head to the skill level when it comes to the stand up game and throwing punches.

I watched Michael 'The C**t Bisping' circle into Dan Henderson's right hand for bout 10 minutes before getting levelled with it. At that point, i decided i could probably become a UFC champion within 12 months...if i didn't mind grappling with half naked sweaty men...which i do. I'm not Fantana.