One of my mates has 'staged' a suicide for when his flat mate gets home

[HattonTheHammer]

I agree there should maybe be a warning on this thread, its quite a graphic picture even though its not real it may bring to surface events in peoples lives that they would rather not deal with again.

There are people who have had loved ones jump under trains does that mean we can never show a train on here again without a warning picture

Its fuking hilarious because its something they`ll all be able to have a good laugh at afterwards

May i suggest on the day of his arrival you guys leave out some rotting meat or something just to give it that dead guy smell

[TheMacMagician]

I agree there should maybe be a warning on this thread, its quite a graphic picture even though its not real it may bring to surface events in peoples lives that they would rather not deal with again.

There are people who have had loved ones jump under trains does that mean we can never show a train on here again without a warning picture

Its fuking hilarious because its something they`ll all be able to have a good laugh at afterwards

May i suggest on the day of his arrival you guys leave out some rotting meat or something just to give it that dead guy smell

I shouldn't laugh, but I dd, and it was loud as.... Hahaha

[paddy448]

I agree there should maybe be a warning on this thread, its quite a graphic picture even though its not real it may bring to surface events in peoples lives that they would rather not deal with again.

There are people who have had loved ones jump under trains does that mean we can never show a train on here again without a warning picture

Its fuking hilarious because its something they`ll all be able to have a good laugh at afterwards

May i suggest on the day of his arrival you guys leave out some rotting meat or something just to give it that dead guy smell

lol

[boxingbantz]

I agree there should maybe be a warning on this thread, its quite a graphic picture even though its not real it may bring to surface events in peoples lives that they would rather not deal with again.

The day I put a warning about a picture of a pillow dressed up in clothes is the day I never post on internet forums again.

Get a grip ffs.

There are people who have had loved ones jump under trains does that mean we can never show a train on here again without a warning picture

Spoke to my mate this morning. Apparently he was hiding in the room at the end of the hall and heard his mate come in, then come up the stairs - then hears a " **** (hidden for private reason), ****! What the f...." then hears my mate cracking up in the room and his flat mate went rushing in there.

Apparently he pushed him over and actually swung for him. He was shaking, too. He still isn't seeing the funny side but he isn't as irate as he was last night.

[Nameless]

I dunno about the warning thread but it is defo not a joke I would do or that I would be pleased to got caught with.


I did find HTH idea with the dead steak funny though it's not a joke to do

[Gandalf]

I like it, but then I do have a very morbid and twisted sense of humour. I love things where you can just shock people and watch their faces while they are in the process of being shocked. Cracks me up. But don't do it around Nameless! Mind you I would also find it funny to see someone punched so hard in the stomach that they actually shit their pants.

[Nameless]

I like it, but then I do have a very morbid and twisted sense of humour. I love things where you can just shock people and watch their faces while they are in the process of being shocked. Cracks me up. But don't do it around Nameless! Mind you I would also find it funny to see someone punched so hard in the stomach that they actually shit their pants.

You know, I am pretty much open minded to playing tricks, every time I get caught it's a good laugh with no grudges. But faking somebody's dead to me is a bit across the line, maybe I am not seriously funny enough but death and health are 2 of the few things that I think we should not make fun about (and by health, I mean joke like pretending you're terminally ill for example).

[Gandalf]

I like it, but then I do have a very morbid and twisted sense of humour. I love things where you can just shock people and watch their faces while they are in the process of being shocked. Cracks me up. But don't do it around Nameless! Mind you I would also find it funny to see someone punched so hard in the stomach that they actually shit their pants.

You know, I am pretty much open minded to playing tricks, every time I get caught it's a good laugh with no grudges. But faking somebody's dead to me is a bit across the line, maybe I am not seriously funny enough but death and health are 2 of the few things that I think we should not make fun about (and by health, I mean joke like pretending you're terminally ill for example).

Nah, I'm just kidding with you a bit there. I don't actually practice any jokes on anybody, but could see the funny side in this one. If it was done on me I would be pissed off for all of 30 seconds and then see the funny side. A joke is just that, this one isn't particularly smart nor witty, but it is well set up and does have that shock value.

[ono]

That's pretty funny. Creative.

[boxingbantz]

Can I just add that I do not condone this joke, nor do I find it particulary funny - but in terms of orginality, it is pretty damn orginal.

[paddy448]

Can I just add that I do not condone this joke, nor do I find it particulary funny - but in terms of orginality, it is pretty damn orginal.

mate it is fukking quality

[HattonTheHammer]

I agree there should maybe be a warning on this thread, its quite a graphic picture even though its not real it may bring to surface events in peoples lives that they would rather not deal with again.

The day I put a warning about a picture of a pillow dressed up in clothes is the day I never post on internet forums again.

Get a grip ffs.

There are people who have had loved ones jump under trains does that mean we can never show a train on here again without a warning picture

Spoke to my mate this morning. Apparently he was hiding in the room at the end of the hall and heard his mate come in, then come up the stairs - then hears a " **** (hidden for private reason), ****! What the f...." then hears my mate cracking up in the room and his flat mate went rushing in there.

Apparently he pushed him over and actually swung for him. He was shaking, too. He still isn't seeing the funny side but he isn't as irate as he was last night .

[Master]

Sick very sick.

[tomcy03]

You've gotta have some balls to pull that off - fair do's!

Any suggestions on here for payback? It's got to be bad to surpass that...