One of my mates has 'staged' a suicide for when his flat mate gets home

[Nameless]

I dunno about the warning thread but it is defo not a joke I would do or that I would be pleased to got caught with.


I did find HTH idea with the dead steak funny though it's not a joke to do

[Gandalf]

I like it, but then I do have a very morbid and twisted sense of humour. I love things where you can just shock people and watch their faces while they are in the process of being shocked. Cracks me up. But don't do it around Nameless! Mind you I would also find it funny to see someone punched so hard in the stomach that they actually shit their pants.

[Nameless]

I like it, but then I do have a very morbid and twisted sense of humour. I love things where you can just shock people and watch their faces while they are in the process of being shocked. Cracks me up. But don't do it around Nameless! Mind you I would also find it funny to see someone punched so hard in the stomach that they actually shit their pants.

You know, I am pretty much open minded to playing tricks, every time I get caught it's a good laugh with no grudges. But faking somebody's dead to me is a bit across the line, maybe I am not seriously funny enough but death and health are 2 of the few things that I think we should not make fun about (and by health, I mean joke like pretending you're terminally ill for example).

[Gandalf]

I like it, but then I do have a very morbid and twisted sense of humour. I love things where you can just shock people and watch their faces while they are in the process of being shocked. Cracks me up. But don't do it around Nameless! Mind you I would also find it funny to see someone punched so hard in the stomach that they actually shit their pants.

You know, I am pretty much open minded to playing tricks, every time I get caught it's a good laugh with no grudges. But faking somebody's dead to me is a bit across the line, maybe I am not seriously funny enough but death and health are 2 of the few things that I think we should not make fun about (and by health, I mean joke like pretending you're terminally ill for example).

Nah, I'm just kidding with you a bit there. I don't actually practice any jokes on anybody, but could see the funny side in this one. If it was done on me I would be pissed off for all of 30 seconds and then see the funny side. A joke is just that, this one isn't particularly smart nor witty, but it is well set up and does have that shock value.

[Nameless]

I like it, but then I do have a very morbid and twisted sense of humour. I love things where you can just shock people and watch their faces while they are in the process of being shocked. Cracks me up. But don't do it around Nameless! Mind you I would also find it funny to see someone punched so hard in the stomach that they actually shit their pants.

You know, I am pretty much open minded to playing tricks, every time I get caught it's a good laugh with no grudges. But faking somebody's dead to me is a bit across the line, maybe I am not seriously funny enough but death and health are 2 of the few things that I think we should not make fun about (and by health, I mean joke like pretending you're terminally ill for example).

Nah, I'm just kidding with you a bit there. I don't actually practice any jokes on anybody, but could see the funny side in this one. If it was done on me I would be pissed off for all of 30 seconds and then see the funny side. A joke is just that, this one isn't particularly smart nor witty, but it is well set up and does have that shock value.

hehe, no worries, I didn't take it bad at all, I am not too susceptible I admit that I wouldn't find it funny though, I forgive the other person but I would definitely fail in seeing the fun in there. I would get close to a stroke though and a few seconds away from a sudden death probably.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

hmm I think it's one of those jokes where it would be funny happening to someone else..but then again my favourite film is Harold and Maude...plenty of 'death' in that film.

[ono]

That's pretty funny. Creative.

[Kel]

That's fucking ace, the ladder position, the dummy....first rate prank I laughed my head off

[Kev]

It is very sick but funny. The kind of joke I'd love to play but wouldn't really.

I would like the prankster to get paid back though.

Best possible outcome would be if the flat mate saw the dead body then immediately phoned the deceased's girlfriend and say's 'Babe this is great, the cunt has hung himself we can finally be together properly now! I won't have to kill him after all!, well anyway I'm just going to leave him hanging here for tonight and I'll come round and fuck you now. I'll get some champagne on the way so we can celebrate! Love you, see you soon xx'

That's how I'd ideally like this prank to end.

[boxingbantz]

Can I just add that I do not condone this joke, nor do I find it particulary funny - but in terms of orginality, it is pretty damn orginal.

[paddy448]

Can I just add that I do not condone this joke, nor do I find it particulary funny - but in terms of orginality, it is pretty damn orginal.

mate it is fukking quality