The Greatest Political Ad EVER

[mattboxingfan]

The old western gun seals it for me, i vote for him everyday of the week!

[Nameless]

*Ex Farmer
*Ex marines
*Ex cops
*Ex business man
*Viet-Nam veteran
*Full time cowboy
*bears a winchester for a political advert
*Promises to take no prisoners
*Full time cowboy

... These things couldn't combine any worst together.

*pushes red alert button repeatedly*

[Kirkland Laing]

I like him. He gets my vote. I'm not convinced he knows what Facebook is though. I can't see him logging onto the internet very often.

[OumaFan]

I'm just bumping this cause of its awesomeness.

[Kirkland Laing]

You missed some belters from Alabama. Beat this fucking guy -- Young Boozer! Seriously, that's his name. This ad is just unbelievable.



And then there's the "speak English" guy :



And then there's this guy accusing his rival of believing in evolution. Obviously evolution doesn't play well with the voters down there :




Young Boozer though. Fuck me backwards.

[OumaFan]

Yeah I mentioned Young Boozer in the governor thread. He's Young Boozer Jr. actually.

The last ad wouldn't even get my attention. I mean its nutty but really just a typical Alabama political ad. If you're a politician in Alabama you probably shouldn't say part of the Bible isn't true. If they'd pulled out a gun for no reason and shot something that would have got my attention.

I'm thinking of voting for Tim James. In reality he wouldn't be that much worse than any of the other Republicans and the bonus is that it would be a huge embarrassment.

Without a doubt voting for Dale Peterson. I mean really, he's the agricultural commissioner, who cares?

here's the new spoof of the Tim James ad

[OumaFan]

Also George Wallace Jr is running for state treasurer. But apparently he's just a run of the mill Republican, i.e. he hunts and talks about God. Even though this is wackoville you can't quite say the same things his dad said, you kind of have to do it in code.