Saddo boxing poster VERSUS animal thread

[Gandalf]

For me it's an intriguing contest with many variables at play. There is HTH's obvious weight and size advantage to consider, but on the flip side the Koala bear really has all the advantages intellectually. I think that it is quite possible that the Koala would lull HTH into a false sense of calm by holding up a Union Jack flag in one hand and a union Jack in the other saying "I think Hatton was beating Floyd after 6 rounds too, cutie!". HTH would get a big grin on his face before being kicked aggressively in the balls.

TKO round 1 to the Koala bear.

Lol, I think it would be a war from the get go, hth would come out all guns blazing,windmilling like a mutherfukker, only for the koala bear to come back firing rapidly with 4 and 5 punch combos, even first round.


The bell rings for the 2nd round the koala bear starts to circle, taking his time and picking his shots, but on comes hth with those windmills again, not thinking about what he's doing, he's just wants this koalas blood, hth backs the koala up on the ropes firing non stop, then bang,from nowhere the koala bear finds a beautiful right uppercut followed by a left hook, hth looks dazed, I knew his lack of defence would be his undoing,the koala moves in for the kill and fires of a blistering barrage of punches, the ref steps in to save hth from further punishment.

The koala bear wins by 2nd tko. Where does hammer go from here, it will be a long hard road back to the top, I think people will call for his retirement after this.

There would only be Kid Thunder after this.

[OumaFan]

HTH would probably try to cunt it up the arsehole (whatever that means)

after he got knocked out he'd probably say he brought it on himself, what with his preparation being subpar due to all the late nights spent fucking skanks and being awesome.

[Gandalf]

Okay next,

Bilbo against a T Rex,

After all these freaks were meant to co-exist!

[BIG H]

Bilbo (who would argue that black is white) will convince the T-Rex that it is infact a puppy and then he will ring it's neck

[AdamGB]

Bilbo tells the T rex that it is actually a 1000 year old dragon - this overloads it's tiny little brain, killing it. Bilbo celebrates before realising that the T was just trying to do him a favour in killing him... He promptly goes off in search of the T Rex's babies to um... 'raise' now that their parent is no longer around.

[Kev]

This is great, Hatton the Hammer loses according to all to a little Koala Bear whilst by unanimous consent I can a defeat a Tyranasaur.

I must be in contention for Saddo poster p4p

[HattonTheHammer]

bilbo accuses the t-rex of not thinking about the feelings of the other less inferior dinosaurs out there and has rex thrown out via a disqualification. Bilbo later claims he was only fighting the dino in an attempt to chat up its underage daughter after the fight

[Gandalf]

This is great, Hatton the Hammer loses according to all to a little Koala Bear whilst by unanimous consent I can a defeat a Tyranasaur.

I must be in contention for Saddo poster p4p

Haha, it's a strange world.