HTH would probably try to cunt it up the arsehole (whatever that means)
after he got knocked out he'd probably say he brought it on himself, what with his preparation being subpar due to all the late nights spent fucking skanks and being awesome.
HTH would probably try to cunt it up the arsehole (whatever that means)
after he got knocked out he'd probably say he brought it on himself, what with his preparation being subpar due to all the late nights spent fucking skanks and being awesome.
Okay next,
Bilbo against a T Rex,
After all these freaks were meant to co-exist!
Bilbo (who would argue that black is white) will convince the T-Rex that it is infact a puppy and then he will ring it's neck
God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I'll say it again, God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I don't believe in magic, I don't believe in I-ching, I don't believe in bible, I don't believe in tarot, I don't believe in Hitler, I don't believe in Jesus, I don't believe in Kennedy, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in mantra, I don't believe in Gita, I don't believe in yoga, I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis, I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me!!
Bilbo tells the T rex that it is actually a 1000 year old dragon - this overloads it's tiny little brain, killing it. Bilbo celebrates before realising that the T was just trying to do him a favour in killing him... He promptly goes off in search of the T Rex's babies to um... 'raise' now that their parent is no longer around.
This is great, Hatton the Hammer loses according to all to a little Koala Bear whilst by unanimous consent I can a defeat a Tyranasaur.
I must be in contention for Saddo poster p4p![]()
bilbo accuses the t-rex of not thinking about the feelings of the other less inferior dinosaurs out there and has rex thrown out via a disqualification. Bilbo later claims he was only fighting the dino in an attempt to chat up its underage daughter after the fight![]()
one dangerous horrible bloke
Bilbo points the T-Rex all happy with a large smile and says: "YOU SEE!!! I told you that humans and dinosaurs co-existed and that we were not the fruit of an evolution that happened many millions years after they disappeared" only to be eaten alive by an hungry Rex a couple of seconds after.
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