Saddo boxing poster VERSUS animal thread

[Gandalf]

Okay next,

Bilbo against a T Rex,

After all these freaks were meant to co-exist!

[BIG H]

Bilbo (who would argue that black is white) will convince the T-Rex that it is infact a puppy and then he will ring it's neck

[AdamGB]

Bilbo tells the T rex that it is actually a 1000 year old dragon - this overloads it's tiny little brain, killing it. Bilbo celebrates before realising that the T was just trying to do him a favour in killing him... He promptly goes off in search of the T Rex's babies to um... 'raise' now that their parent is no longer around.

[Kev]

This is great, Hatton the Hammer loses according to all to a little Koala Bear whilst by unanimous consent I can a defeat a Tyranasaur.

I must be in contention for Saddo poster p4p

[HattonTheHammer]

bilbo accuses the t-rex of not thinking about the feelings of the other less inferior dinosaurs out there and has rex thrown out via a disqualification. Bilbo later claims he was only fighting the dino in an attempt to chat up its underage daughter after the fight

[Gandalf]

This is great, Hatton the Hammer loses according to all to a little Koala Bear whilst by unanimous consent I can a defeat a Tyranasaur.

I must be in contention for Saddo poster p4p

Haha, it's a strange world.

[Nameless]

Bilbo points the T-Rex all happy with a large smile and says: "YOU SEE!!! I told you that humans and dinosaurs co-existed and that we were not the fruit of an evolution that happened many millions years after they disappeared" only to be eaten alive by an hungry Rex a couple of seconds after.

[Andre]

I have thrown a full beach towel over the head of Koala that was caught up in one of our fish nets that was stored under a tree down at Walkerville.
He ripped it clean in half in one motion and snarled at us.

No one beats a koala; try Baby panda.


How about Miles verses a group of suicidal Lemmings.

(Would be similar to normal life being the only Englishman fighting single handed the noise levels of Sth Korea).