The Greatest Political Ad EVER

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A very sad night in Alabama. Dale Peterson lost the Republican Primary for Agricultural Commissioner (he came in third ) and is now just an old man with a shotgun.

Things with Tim James aren't great either although he could still be alive.

He and Bradley Byrne, the establishment business community Republican had been fighting it out with ads and had been predicted to be 1-2 but it didn't quite work out that way, Byrne led with 28% but James is in a pretty much dead heat with some unknown fuck who didn't make any crazy ads at 25% a piece so it looks like some kind of a run off.

Young Boozer Jr. pretty much buttfucked George Wallace Jr. in the Republican primary for State Treasurer, 64-36.

So the crazy redneck lost? I was pretty sure that with such arguments and resume, he couldn't lose in Alabama... perhaps there is hope, after all..

[OumaFan]

The fucking awesome gift that keeps on giving. Dale Peterson lost but he's back to endorse one of his former rivals in the Ag Commish runoff.

[OumaFan]

Oh and Tim James is gonzo too, did a recount and he came in third (by like literally 100 votes) so he's out of the runoff.

[Kirkland Laing]

Thanks for that.