Quote Originally Posted by X
I think if you survived the original onslaught, and managed to make some weapons (out of the dead children) and if you did manage to create some sort of defensive barricade comprised of dead children, and accepting that you could eat them and drink their blood to stay alive indefinitely - eventually, you could capture one child and retrain it.

If you kept doing this, assuming that you had truly made a safe barrier so that the bloodthirsty little f***** could not get you, you could eventually create your own army of 7 year olds, who you could then use to kidnap and retrain new 5 year olds.

Your invincible army of 7 year olds would each be bigger and older than the army of 5 year olds. IN theory, there would be an infinite number of both and they would mathematically (given enough time) be evenly matched.

The potentially fit (female?) ones that you have captured could be kept in captivity until they get hairy bits and used as sex slaves. When they get boring old used up, just toss them to the slavering pack of 5 year olds.

See, the power of positive thinking turns a potentially nasty situation into a good one?

Well done, X I think you win. I can picture you rebuilding the world similarly to the way they did in Shaun of the Dead. The 5 yr old mutants could grow into zombie like adults, devoid of all social skills, ambitions, hopes and dreams. They would as such make excellent factory workers, supermarket staff and fast food restuarant staff, although I'd watch what they put in your hot dogs