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[Kev]

cool fucking love u josh, seriyly have so much respect for iu, sottu abotu being such a dcik with tyh jewish stuff latelyty, iy just really bother me.

anywayu tomoorrow i will becool

love u too miles, laing is a complete douche but namesless is ok just top calling me mr baggins

[OumaFan]

cool fucking love u josh, seriyly have so much respect for iu, sottu abotu being such a dcik with tyh jewish stuff latelyty, iy just really bother me.

anywayu tomoorrow i will becool

love u too miles, laing is a complete douche but namesless is ok just top calling me mr baggins

You're probably a bit too old for him. Zing!

This UFC card looks a bit shit on paper. I'll probably try to find a stream though.

[CFH]

cool fucking love u josh, seriyly have so much respect for iu, sottu abotu being such a dcik with tyh jewish stuff latelyty, iy just really bother me.

anywayu tomoorrow i will becool

love u too miles, laing is a complete douche but namesless is ok just top calling me mr baggins

This UFC card looks a bit shit on paper. I'll probably try to find a stream though.

I figured the tactful thing to do was just ignore it . He's right though, I am pretty fucking awesome. I'm Canadian after all.

I think the UFC main event looks like utter shit, but I have no idea who's on the rest of the card. The city is going nuts over it though, tickets sold out within hours. MMA is fucking huge in Canada, I don't know if he was just kissing ass and bullshitting, but Dana White apparently was talking about having an all-Canadian Ultimate Fighter or somthing like that. Seems absurd to me, no matter how popular the sport is here, so I think he must be bullshitting there.

[OumaFan]

I think like two seasons ago they did the Brits vs US on the Ultimate Fighter. I could see them doing that with Canadians instead of Brits.

[Kev]

damn im still reallyl pissed but aredysee thi s will be mebarrasing to morrow

[Kev]

statring to sobrew up now. Already this thread is seeming like a bad idea

[Dizaster]

Hahaha one's true feelings towards other people (posters) are revealed under the influence of lots of alcohol...

Much contempt for yanks, but there is a lot of love for Canadians...

[Gandalf]

What time did you start drinking Bilbo?

I'm lucky, I've had a night to sleep the worst of it off. But what a shit game, we honestly looked quite sprightly for the first five minutes and then it all turned really patchy. Lot's of names in the team, but they just didn't seem to know how to gel with one another. I was acting downright weird about the keeper last night. I was rabbiting on about the ball, but the truth is that he should never play another game for England after that. What a blunder. Still, we have something to build on. And I guess we didn't lose.

[amat]

cool fucking love u josh, seriyly have so much respect for iu, sottu abotu being such a dcik with tyh jewish stuff latelyty, iy just really bother me.

anywayu tomoorrow i will becool

love u too miles, laing is a complete douche but namesless is ok just top calling me mr baggins

hahahahahaha

that's great.

[johnmaff36]

At least thats one british spillage the yanks wont complain about

[Gandalf]

Maybe I was just drunk for that second half and was going on about the goalkeeper too much, but apparently we dominated most of the second half. I haven't got the foggiest though.

[Kev]

Fuck me I feel violently ill this morning, I don't recall being quite so pissed in a long time. Just checking the damage done, 3 girls texted, one whom I told I loved, two other girls I met yesterday fb requested, accomponied by creepy as all hell drunken, sozzled messages.


I shall be laying low for a couple of days.

[Kev]

If a guy sent you this message would you find it endearing or would you just think he was a twat?

cant believe u left, very pissed now, can hardly stn d up but u were the best lookint girl i saw all night.,

why did u have to leave lol.

anyways if u addd me that qwill be cool., I am litaturte normally just too drunk to type propely right nowm anyway u are lovely, forgive my broken english

haha


I'm going to weep. Then be sick.

[Conrad]

If a guy sent you this message would you find it endearing or would you just think he was a twat?

cant believe u left, very pissed now, can hardly stn d up but u were the best lookint girl i saw all night.,

why did u have to leave lol.

anyways if u addd me that qwill be cool., I am litaturte normally just too drunk to type propely right nowm anyway u are lovely, forgive my broken english

haha


I'm going to weep. Then be sick.

Quality Bilbo, I'm the world's worst drunk texter so can totally relate. When I first start seeing somebody I actually delete their number when out drinking with my mates to prevent the inevitable drunken scary texts I'd send. Also when I broke up with my ex I somehow actually memorised her number by mistake, so even though I deleted her number I'd still send fucked up texts when drunk...

At least you'll know if that girl found your post endearing if she accepts the friend request. If she doesn't then I reckon it's time to weep and vomit..

[mattboxingfan]

If a guy sent you this message would you find it endearing or would you just think he was a twat?

cant believe u left, very pissed now, can hardly stn d up but u were the best lookint girl i saw all night.,

why did u have to leave lol.

anyways if u addd me that qwill be cool., I am litaturte normally just too drunk to type propely right nowm anyway u are lovely, forgive my broken english

haha


I'm going to weep. Then be sick.

Ahh Bilbo i have done this many a time but my messages were a fair bit worse....im laying off the drink for a bit but maybe next weekend ill have a couple and make a thread with some drunken abuse! We could make this a weekly thing!