apolgies

[amat]

cool fucking love u josh, seriyly have so much respect for iu, sottu abotu being such a dcik with tyh jewish stuff latelyty, iy just really bother me.

anywayu tomoorrow i will becool

love u too miles, laing is a complete douche but namesless is ok just top calling me mr baggins

hahahahahaha

that's great.

[johnmaff36]

At least thats one british spillage the yanks wont complain about

[Gandalf]

Maybe I was just drunk for that second half and was going on about the goalkeeper too much, but apparently we dominated most of the second half. I haven't got the foggiest though.

[Kev]

Fuck me I feel violently ill this morning, I don't recall being quite so pissed in a long time. Just checking the damage done, 3 girls texted, one whom I told I loved, two other girls I met yesterday fb requested, accomponied by creepy as all hell drunken, sozzled messages.


I shall be laying low for a couple of days.

[Kev]

If a guy sent you this message would you find it endearing or would you just think he was a twat?

cant believe u left, very pissed now, can hardly stn d up but u were the best lookint girl i saw all night.,

why did u have to leave lol.

anyways if u addd me that qwill be cool., I am litaturte normally just too drunk to type propely right nowm anyway u are lovely, forgive my broken english

haha


I'm going to weep. Then be sick.

[Conrad]

If a guy sent you this message would you find it endearing or would you just think he was a twat?

cant believe u left, very pissed now, can hardly stn d up but u were the best lookint girl i saw all night.,

why did u have to leave lol.

anyways if u addd me that qwill be cool., I am litaturte normally just too drunk to type propely right nowm anyway u are lovely, forgive my broken english

haha


I'm going to weep. Then be sick.

Quality Bilbo, I'm the world's worst drunk texter so can totally relate. When I first start seeing somebody I actually delete their number when out drinking with my mates to prevent the inevitable drunken scary texts I'd send. Also when I broke up with my ex I somehow actually memorised her number by mistake, so even though I deleted her number I'd still send fucked up texts when drunk...

At least you'll know if that girl found your post endearing if she accepts the friend request. If she doesn't then I reckon it's time to weep and vomit..

[Kev]

If a guy sent you this message would you find it endearing or would you just think he was a twat?

cant believe u left, very pissed now, can hardly stn d up but u were the best lookint girl i saw all night.,

why did u have to leave lol.

anyways if u addd me that qwill be cool., I am litaturte normally just too drunk to type propely right nowm anyway u are lovely, forgive my broken english

haha


I'm going to weep. Then be sick.

Quality Bilbo, I'm the world's worst drunk texter so can totally relate. When I first start seeing somebody I actually delete their number when out drinking with my mates to prevent the inevitable drunken scary texts I'd send. Also when I broke up with my ex I somehow actually memorised her number by mistake, so even though I deleted her number I'd still send fucked up texts when drunk...

At least you'll know if that girl found your post endearing if she accepts the friend request. If she doesn't then I reckon it's time to weep and vomit..

So far it still says 'awaiting friend confirmation' so she hasn't rejected me at least.

Now I'm sober I want to send her another message to apologise for the last one, and also explain how I managed to find her on facebook having never met her before and only knowing her first name.

If she has any kind of sense at all she will reject my kind offer and notify the creeper police

[mattboxingfan]

If a guy sent you this message would you find it endearing or would you just think he was a twat?

cant believe u left, very pissed now, can hardly stn d up but u were the best lookint girl i saw all night.,

why did u have to leave lol.

anyways if u addd me that qwill be cool., I am litaturte normally just too drunk to type propely right nowm anyway u are lovely, forgive my broken english

haha


I'm going to weep. Then be sick.

Ahh Bilbo i have done this many a time but my messages were a fair bit worse....im laying off the drink for a bit but maybe next weekend ill have a couple and make a thread with some drunken abuse! We could make this a weekly thing!

[mattboxingfan]

I missed this! I wanted Bilbo to tell me he loved me...............

[AdamGB]

hahaha Bilbo did you tell a girl on facebook you loved her?

I thought you were an Ice cold Pick Up Artist?

I must have missed that episode

[Kev]

hahaha Bilbo did you tell a girl on facebook you loved her?

I thought you were an Ice cold Pick Up Artist?

I must have missed that episode

The message I put is on this thread. It was a bit lame I confess but it did it the trick, she added me and has messaged me back.

She's hot too, has a boyfriend but obviously I care nothing for such trivial details.

[AdamGB]

Yeah, would good is a facebook relationship status against rohypnol?